tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post114842721328325002..comments2023-11-05T06:25:31.665-05:00Comments on Passion of the Dale: Drink Cart JerryDalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148749553918404432006-05-27T13:05:00.000-04:002006-05-27T13:05:00.000-04:00Now you've made that song start in my head Saviour...Now you've made that song start in my head Saviour. Britney's classy all the way just like Apple core Paltrow.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148747169887065812006-05-27T12:26:00.000-04:002006-05-27T12:26:00.000-04:00Didn't Britney make an in-flight safety video alre...Didn't Britney make an in-flight safety video already? It was called <I>Toxic</I>, I believe. She initiates a fat guy into the "mile high club" and he turns into a model. Classy stuff.<BR/><BR/>Your description of Jerry Hall is spot-on, Dale. And it also serves as an indication of who Gwyneth Paltrow will be in ten years. Bravo!Saviour Onassishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637064445727572145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148592962849380192006-05-25T17:36:00.000-04:002006-05-25T17:36:00.000-04:00Al, hilarious! I'm making a $47 donation to Scien...Al, hilarious! I'm making a $47 donation to Scientology in your name.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148564240919228012006-05-25T09:37:00.000-04:002006-05-25T09:37:00.000-04:00i was offered a part in a safety video once. i wa...i was offered a part in a safety video once. i was to play the part of creepy stalker guy #2. it was a video describing what to do in case you are attacked by a group of midgets carrying volleyballs and celery. i would have had the part too if that goddamn tom cruise wouldn't have shown up...you see they wanted real midgets and i was 4 inches too tall. i really could have used that $47. it would have been my best paying job everAL RULEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04377623301565814039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148506759156133472006-05-24T17:39:00.000-04:002006-05-24T17:39:00.000-04:00JCC - It's more like that's me holding the pillow ...JCC - It's more like that's me holding the pillow over your head.<BR/><BR/>Mob - Good point, but I'd like to think DB would show you to retirement safety with bags of cash.<BR/><BR/>Bre - And all those other electronic devices?<BR/><BR/>Reese - Good points. Unless you're in first class and then they almost smile as they throw the hot towel at you. I flew American which was the same as flying Air Canada but with more patriotic sneering. <BR/><BR/>Creepy - Britney might also be able to demonstrate how not to set off the smoke detector in the bathroom while smoking and changing the baby.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148491477620484992006-05-24T13:24:00.000-04:002006-05-24T13:24:00.000-04:00Britney Spears demonsrating how to securely buckle...Britney Spears demonsrating how to securely buckle your child's seat belt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148483970063748152006-05-24T11:19:00.000-04:002006-05-24T11:19:00.000-04:00I remember back in the day, you had to be both pre...I remember back in the day, you had to be both pretty and nice to be a Canadian stewardess. That's a good combination, because it relaxes people. (ya, that's right, they all seemed to look like Jerry Hall)<BR/><BR/>Now they're all a bunch of fucking bitches. They're snarky as all hell, totally rude, always pissed off. West Jet stewardes are the worst. They're as rude as Smitty's waitresses.<BR/><BR/>I HATE the Canadian airline industry, like, A LOT.Reesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15014421156959693560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148478209765938252006-05-24T09:43:00.000-04:002006-05-24T09:43:00.000-04:00That annoying Verizon commercial guy could explain...That annoying Verizon commercial guy could explain that while the person on the other end can still hear you now, you can't use your phone on board.Brehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02718080604008513653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148449071890740572006-05-24T01:37:00.000-04:002006-05-24T01:37:00.000-04:00I dunno about using Cooper with the exits, if I ju...I dunno about using Cooper with the exits, if I jump outta this plane, I'd like to think they might eventually find me, somehow, somewhere, y'know?Mobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15000570319822563708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1148442857978996492006-05-23T23:54:00.000-04:002006-05-23T23:54:00.000-04:00Anna Nicole and Patrick Swayze bringing me a pillo...Anna Nicole and Patrick Swayze bringing me a pillow and blanket? It's like you're in my head.justacoolcathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13810655507426297986noreply@blogger.com