tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post115799972910944477..comments2023-11-05T06:25:31.665-05:00Comments on Passion of the Dale: Beepbeep BeepbeepDalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158993111045606712006-09-23T02:31:00.000-04:002006-09-23T02:31:00.000-04:00potd, I won't enable you. but, I will leave you wi...potd, I won't enable you. but, I will leave you with this delicious imagine: when you're 80, cigs will still be legal in canada and you can take a picnic basket filled with ciggys everywhere you go and smoke yourself into a frenzy!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158975466922931702006-09-22T21:37:00.000-04:002006-09-22T21:37:00.000-04:00Yes, I am perfect and yes, I would love a cigarett...Yes, I am perfect and yes, I would love a cigarette thank you!!!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158975332671328102006-09-22T21:35:00.000-04:002006-09-22T21:35:00.000-04:00potd, she is a cum guzzling cunt whore. you are pe...potd, she is a cum guzzling cunt whore. you are perfect and flawless just the way you are. god love ya for quitting smoking! I am so proud of you! you go, dalee-o. that is amazing.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158199828352821592006-09-13T22:10:00.000-04:002006-09-13T22:10:00.000-04:00Everything I do, I do it for you Angela. Okay, we...Everything I do, I do it for you Angela. Okay, well that's not true but I don't want you kicking my ass too hard once you're back on form.<BR/><BR/>Very good Blog Portland, I may follow your first thought since I'm off the bagels anyway. I'm just using her for the occasional coffee (and only when she's not there).<BR/><BR/>I believe it Berry from a few of the things you'd posted about the mother in law. <BR/><BR/>Glad you're laughing Jen - feeling bettah?Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158199590908066592006-09-13T22:06:00.000-04:002006-09-13T22:06:00.000-04:00HAhhAHahAHAHA!!HAhhAHahAHAHA!!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16781609044584693783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158176605271331922006-09-13T15:43:00.000-04:002006-09-13T15:43:00.000-04:00She shares the exact same tact as my MIL. I kid y...She shares the exact same tact as my MIL. I kid you not.Berryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05747670589072221038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158170731259990512006-09-13T14:05:00.000-04:002006-09-13T14:05:00.000-04:00Next time she shows sup, in a very concerned voice...Next time she shows sup, in a very concerned voice ask her, "What happened to your face? Are you alright?" When she seems puzzled, say "Oops, I mean, uh... nevermind."<BR/><BR/>On second thought, it's a bad idea to fuck with the people who make your food.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17467981552527010347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158169213540782732006-09-13T13:40:00.000-04:002006-09-13T13:40:00.000-04:00Only from you Dale, do I take that as a compliment...Only from you Dale, do I take that as a compliment! :-)Angie Panseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400989632012284550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158142048537326542006-09-13T06:07:00.000-04:002006-09-13T06:07:00.000-04:00She's 1 part cute, the rest obnoxious X. Dell. He...She's 1 part cute, the rest obnoxious X. Dell. Her husband however, is worse. I'm surprised he's not been done in. <BR/><BR/>You're two of my favourite letters NV. Extra mustard on the hambone please. <BR/><BR/>The only problem is, I'm not laughing Jin. Alright, maybe I am.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158132258858546532006-09-13T03:24:00.000-04:002006-09-13T03:24:00.000-04:00Heeheehee!!!Very very funny Dale.I'm not laughing ...Heeheehee!!!<BR/>Very very funny Dale.<BR/>I'm not laughing AT YOU, though.<BR/>I'm laughing WITH YOU!<BR/>:-Djinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272996941412810621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158122007014296712006-09-13T00:33:00.000-04:002006-09-13T00:33:00.000-04:00Dale, you're beautiful. Even if you are a hambone...Dale, you're beautiful. Even if you are a hambone.Narratorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04608896407072781043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158121928680751152006-09-13T00:32:00.000-04:002006-09-13T00:32:00.000-04:00That lady has to be cute. Otherwise someone would...That lady has to be cute. Otherwise someone would have killed her long ago.X. Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561609651507566271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158114995925050742006-09-12T22:36:00.000-04:002006-09-12T22:36:00.000-04:00Then they're not so busy thinking you're insane as...Then they're not so busy thinking you're insane as realizing they're aging Yasamin. Keep freaking them out.<BR/><BR/>I never take it too seriously Mob. For whatever reason, people feel the need to say the dumbest things to me. I look at it all as fodder. Dale, I am your fodder.<BR/><BR/>That's pretty hysterical CP. I swear that almost everything she says is unintelligible but when she's throwing her exhortations at me.<BR/><BR/>Angela, if it helps, you're pretty funny for a big limping and lumbering ox of a blogger! Poor baby.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158086865885008192006-09-12T14:47:00.000-04:002006-09-12T14:47:00.000-04:00Oh good lord, stuff like that makes me cringe. Asi...Oh good lord, stuff like that makes me cringe. Asians are good at pointing out things in the middle of conversations. <BR/><BR/>My sister is shorter than me and more slender. Together we went into a Chinese dress shop to look for a silk gown. The shop owner said in Mandarin, "Are you two sisters? Wah, so different! She's the pretty one and you are built like the ox in the family!" <BR/><BR/>Yes, I am bigger than her, but last I checked I wasn't hauling loads on my muscular body or walking on all fours.Angie Panseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400989632012284550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158076847849234962006-09-12T12:00:00.000-04:002006-09-12T12:00:00.000-04:00So glad to see you have your own Mrs. Swan. (Sorr...So glad to see you have your own Mrs. Swan. (Sorry, no relation to Mama Gin, OL - this woman sounds like she has far too many social skills to be MG's sister.)<BR/><BR/>I once had an excellent Korean store lady of my own. As you know, my real name is Tom, and I also had a roommate named Tom. Our Korean store lady loved the both of us sooooo much. Whenever I came into the store she would chat with me, and then as I was leaving she'd shout out "Say hi to another Tom!!"Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158062150415944972006-09-12T07:55:00.000-04:002006-09-12T07:55:00.000-04:00Hahaha - Our Second Lady of TactOnce I get togethe...Hahaha - <I>Our Second Lady of Tact</I><BR/><BR/>Once I get together enough smart people to take over the world, I'm totally stealing that to be our cult name.Jennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03057574236608227312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158040121375855942006-09-12T01:48:00.000-04:002006-09-12T01:48:00.000-04:00This is precisely why I don't go to the same convi...This is precisely why I don't go to the same convienience store more than once or twice in a month, the familiarity can only breed morale-crippling insults.<BR/><BR/>Best to end any encounter with a clerk with something along the lines of "Yeah, yeah, can I have my fucking change please?"<BR/><BR/>Stick it to them before they stick it to you.Mobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15000570319822563708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158030326181687072006-09-11T23:05:00.000-04:002006-09-11T23:05:00.000-04:00lmmfao!! gracias amigo! i love it when a man can g...lmmfao!! gracias amigo! <BR/><BR/>i love it when a man can give directions. <BR/>"you go here! read this! pay attention stupid!" its all hot. hahaha<BR/><BR/>and yea my freakin co-workers think I'm insane. I'm a baby compared to all the baby-boomers i work with.Knitty Yashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02720186808287782849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158025820520767532006-09-11T21:50:00.000-04:002006-09-11T21:50:00.000-04:00But if I cut the cheese Creepy, all hope is lost i...But if I cut the cheese Creepy, all hope is lost isn't it? Haha, thanks for the support...prick.<BR/><BR/>Yes Echo, bacon.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158024907322039412006-09-11T21:35:00.000-04:002006-09-11T21:35:00.000-04:00hmmm.....bacon....hmmm.....bacon....echohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02064196530555738847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158024892284735712006-09-11T21:34:00.000-04:002006-09-11T21:34:00.000-04:00Make sure you hold the cheese on that bagel, tubby...Make sure you hold the cheese on that bagel, tubby.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158024534707091462006-09-11T21:28:00.000-04:002006-09-11T21:28:00.000-04:00Chelene!! Do you have the tickets? Do I meet you...Chelene!! Do you have the tickets? Do I meet you in NYC? or in Rome? I'm so psyched for this and can't believe we're really doing it !!!! What?Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158024462960016632006-09-11T21:27:00.000-04:002006-09-11T21:27:00.000-04:00Hey Yasamin, glad you busted yourself at work, I l...Hey Yasamin, glad you busted yourself at work, I love/hate it when that happens. Mom doesn't own a charm school but <A HREF="http://passionofthedale.blogspot.com/2006/09/tactician.html" REL="nofollow">maybe she should</A>?<BR/><BR/>I believe I can fly Coolcat. The broken bones prove otherwise.<BR/><BR/>I'm trying to be a little more concious Anomie-Atlanta. So before I eat the whole pizza, I think I really shouldn't.<BR/><BR/>Gretta James - I love your name. I want to eat it. And then smoke. I mean, thank you!<BR/><BR/>Skincarver, thanks for the snort. Squid latte? Yikes! I could make it up but then it wouldn't be true. She's actually a nice lady who can barely make herself understood except when she's hurling insults at me. <BR/><BR/>I'm not too worried Old Lady, I'm still within reason. Whatever that means.<BR/><BR/>She's not so evil Ziggy but thank you for putting up the defense shield.<BR/><BR/>Yes please Beth. But we'll just have a drink instead of getting you arrested and deported.<BR/><BR/>My feelings are small Melinda J? Oh, the bagels, yes they are. It's the bacon I want, maybe I'll just have a pound of that and call it a day.<BR/><BR/>Darling! Where have you been, darling? Thanks! I'm pretty happy I've stuck to it.<BR/><BR/>So you're saying Korean ladies always tell the truth Bluez? :-)<BR/><BR/>I'm always hot Shroomy, but once you get past the sweating, I'm quite nice. And slippery. Okay, I'm grossing myself out now.<BR/><BR/>A statement like Awwww you got fat is grounds! Stupid twits.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158022991784507792006-09-11T21:03:00.000-04:002006-09-11T21:03:00.000-04:00Let's go to Italy and run up and down the Spanish ...Let's go to Italy and run up and down the Spanish Steps, Dale. That'll take the pounds (and years left of our lives) right off.chelenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14812441185735815443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1158022258134555412006-09-11T20:50:00.000-04:002006-09-11T20:50:00.000-04:00ohh Dale I still think you are the hottest thing e...ohh Dale I still think you are the hottest thing ever- even with the ten pounds....<BR/><BR/>I have a lady at my work like that, I came back from Maternity leave and she tells me, "awww you got fat" ummm I just had twins, I said, she comes right back at me, "it has been like 2 months you haven't lost a pound" what the fuck- people are rude....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com