tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post5691098877773625355..comments2023-11-05T06:25:31.665-05:00Comments on Passion of the Dale: The Call is Coming From Inside the House!Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-13962040677087812672008-12-23T10:10:00.000-05:002008-12-23T10:10:00.000-05:00Thanks for the comments, you've fattened up this s...Thanks for the comments, you've fattened up this section of the place very nicely. The treadmill lies unplugged (and it just lies generally) but I swear I heard it beeping again the other night, I'm afeared to go near it again. I'll just finish this pack of cookies while I mull things over.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-3831085135420192992008-12-21T16:18:00.000-05:002008-12-21T16:18:00.000-05:00Scary Mary.Scary Mary.PJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11129430103692307989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-46877537417813717002008-12-13T16:33:00.000-05:002008-12-13T16:33:00.000-05:00When treadmills go bad, they mock.When treadmills go bad, they mock.X. Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561609651507566271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-86918387775591415162008-12-12T19:22:00.000-05:002008-12-12T19:22:00.000-05:00After reading your post I had to go hunt down some...After reading your post I had to go hunt down some chips to bring to my bed.Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-24477046881364568742008-12-12T11:12:00.000-05:002008-12-12T11:12:00.000-05:00When the treadmill freaked out, were you wearing t...When the treadmill freaked out, were you wearing the tartan/argyle outfit featured in the photo? I'm guessing not, or else every single appliance in your home would have made horrible noises.<BR/><BR/>Technology is evil. It makes us fat by doing everything for us, then taunts us when we fall prey to its wicked plot. Stupid treadmill is right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-58481597314736492042008-12-11T18:35:00.000-05:002008-12-11T18:35:00.000-05:00Must be a really advanced model....knows when you ...Must be a really advanced model....knows when you haven't been exercising and it summons you.Chanceluckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16829789745697541046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-21556151528637329402008-12-11T02:07:00.000-05:002008-12-11T02:07:00.000-05:00Sylvia Brown says dead relatives speak to us throu...Sylvia Brown says dead relatives speak to us through our electronics...turning lights on/off, radio coming on, etc. Of course, I totally believe all of that stuff.<BR/><BR/>Do ya have any fat-dead relatives?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09124981411465130722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-12011660022585050412008-12-10T17:02:00.000-05:002008-12-10T17:02:00.000-05:00Jesus, Dale, get out of the house NOW! Or move th...Jesus, Dale, get out of the house NOW! Or move the exercise equipment. You obviously have that thing parked on an Indian burial ground.Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-79327629556013431522008-12-09T22:56:00.000-05:002008-12-09T22:56:00.000-05:00I'm glad that's a true story, it's funnier than if...I'm glad that's a true story, it's funnier than if it would have been just a dream.gennifer6https://www.blogger.com/profile/12056581384747747528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-61840835809689233832008-12-09T20:59:00.000-05:002008-12-09T20:59:00.000-05:00Oh, you're so silly. You look great. In fact, I do...Oh, you're so silly. You look great. In fact, I don't think I saw an ounce of body fat on you the last time I saw you. <BR/><BR/>By the way, did you vote for Blogger of the Year yet?BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-40404396659976294312008-12-09T20:51:00.000-05:002008-12-09T20:51:00.000-05:00even scarier, Espanya and company were IN my house...even scarier, Espanya and company were IN my house tonight.Dale, have you check the Espanyas?Gifted Typisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847472209048585938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-18366468098203504402008-12-09T19:00:00.000-05:002008-12-09T19:00:00.000-05:00A friend of mine got the Wii Fit workout dvd. She ...A friend of mine got the Wii Fit workout dvd. She skipped one day of exercising, so the next day the game asked her if she was too busy to exercise yesterday. Thats just messed up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-44175565055012867562008-12-09T17:34:00.000-05:002008-12-09T17:34:00.000-05:00our microwave talks to us. i'm pretty sure it's g...our microwave talks to us. i'm pretty sure it's got to do with that urban myth that was drilled into my head as child, "If you stand in front of the microwave while it's running, it is x-raying you." Scared the bejeezus outta me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-37164897677792723882008-12-09T16:30:00.000-05:002008-12-09T16:30:00.000-05:00And your reward for avoiding the ghost in the mach...And your reward for avoiding the ghost in the machine? <BR/><BR/>It's <A HREF="http://sprawlingramshacklecompound.blogspot.com/2008/12/son-of-son-of-story-virus-v3.html" REL="nofollow">getting tagged</A>. You're it.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-6727959347501808062008-12-09T12:59:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:59:00.000-05:00That's some fucked up shit.That's some fucked up shit.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-91861254232922116932008-12-09T10:07:00.001-05:002008-12-09T10:07:00.001-05:00PS - I just voted all over you in Drysdaleville!PS - I just voted all over you in Drysdaleville!katrockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-80174179150598866782008-12-09T10:07:00.000-05:002008-12-09T10:07:00.000-05:00Oh sorry Dale - that might have been me. I found a...Oh sorry Dale - that might have been me. I found a mystery remote control the other day and now I remember what it's for.katrockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-53488446432266729192008-12-09T09:05:00.000-05:002008-12-09T09:05:00.000-05:00If it starts up again and it's not plugged in - pl...If it starts up again and it's not plugged in - please let us know!KKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04037109875809288799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-72949150501996084972008-12-09T08:22:00.000-05:002008-12-09T08:22:00.000-05:00I hate technology for this very reason.I hate technology for this very reason.Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06843124493633147728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-71245522784171113042008-12-09T01:04:00.000-05:002008-12-09T01:04:00.000-05:00I'm really glad that the stepper/bike combo we bou...I'm really glad that the stepper/bike combo we bought recently isn't this high tech, I don't need the thing trying to guilt me when I'm studiously ignoring it.Mobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15000570319822563708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-81816414680569321242008-12-08T23:17:00.000-05:002008-12-08T23:17:00.000-05:00It's sad when nonliving equipment works out more t...It's sad when nonliving equipment works out more than you do.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-55384928126663067002008-12-08T22:55:00.000-05:002008-12-08T22:55:00.000-05:00Was the treadmill trying to say "Get in ma belly!"...Was the treadmill trying to say "Get in ma belly!"?SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-77419730469363124722008-12-08T21:26:00.000-05:002008-12-08T21:26:00.000-05:00Dale, have you checked the treadmill?Dale, have you checked the treadmill?Gifted Typisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847472209048585938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-54178172434920485772008-12-08T21:19:00.000-05:002008-12-08T21:19:00.000-05:00That's why I love the "quick start" button, that d...That's why I love the "quick start" button, that doesn't make you put in your weight. ;)Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09169607312881504390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-7890226983915737932008-12-08T21:14:00.000-05:002008-12-08T21:14:00.000-05:00Holy shit, Dale! If it wasn't for the red hair, I...Holy shit, Dale! If it wasn't for the red hair, I'd a thought that was a picture of me.<BR/><BR/>BTW, your treadmill was trying to sing Bobby Vinton's "Mr. Lonely."Cormac Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02990698766444728760noreply@blogger.com