tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post7294473036586740561..comments2023-11-05T06:25:31.665-05:00Comments on Passion of the Dale: As Seen On TRVDalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-89436838641530227302007-10-05T08:02:00.000-04:002007-10-05T08:02:00.000-04:00Every chance she gets, she does Old Lady. Luckily,...Every chance she gets, she does Old Lady. Luckily, I regularly provide her the opportunity.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-45044441007368940472007-10-04T13:30:00.000-04:002007-10-04T13:30:00.000-04:00She's fuckin wit you man!She's fuckin wit you man!Old Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333172930957879928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-4736486833393734212007-10-02T22:49:00.000-04:002007-10-02T22:49:00.000-04:00And we may never know!And we may never know!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-51555090383232083022007-10-02T21:45:00.000-04:002007-10-02T21:45:00.000-04:00What I have in mind, Dale, is probably not what yo...What I have in mind, Dale, is probably not what you meant!!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12871047592501542942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-49837287003542054672007-10-02T21:33:00.000-04:002007-10-02T21:33:00.000-04:00I knew you would T, at least a riddle bit.I knew you would T, at least a riddle bit.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-64794971240809030312007-10-02T16:24:00.000-04:002007-10-02T16:24:00.000-04:00I kinda rike her...I kinda rike her...Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16859248015766533640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-74467618435567918062007-10-02T12:55:00.000-04:002007-10-02T12:55:00.000-04:00I try Jill but she makes it so hard. If you know ...I try Jill but she makes it so hard. If you know what I mean. Which you won't.<BR/><BR/>She may well be Johnny but occasionally she shows a softer side while she's calling me names. The Soup Nazi just scowls unrelentingly. There's a soup joint here called The Soup Nutsy which to me, is lame lame lame.<BR/><BR/>I always make sure that Necky or the other girl assembles the bagel WP just to be safe. Your comment has reminded me of another comment she made to me not long ago. My head reels.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-46588554845498191962007-10-01T23:39:00.000-04:002007-10-01T23:39:00.000-04:00Dude, from now on, do not buy any food that she se...Dude, from now on, do not buy any food that she serves to you.Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-75994442098003125962007-10-01T23:04:00.000-04:002007-10-01T23:04:00.000-04:00I wonder if this lady is related to the Soup Nazi....I wonder if this lady is related to the Soup Nazi.Johnny Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561248220244037567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-88803278311119761862007-10-01T22:51:00.000-04:002007-10-01T22:51:00.000-04:00Dale, be nice with your fiancée!!Dale, be nice with your fiancée!!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12871047592501542942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-24427075073824694882007-10-01T20:31:00.000-04:002007-10-01T20:31:00.000-04:00Who are you Coaster Punchman? And how did you get ...Who are you Coaster Punchman? And how did you get this number? I have no idea what you're talking about. I do remember now that you've added a little more context. <BR/><BR/>May this awful turn of events never occur again.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-4987952797275962142007-10-01T00:01:00.000-04:002007-10-01T00:01:00.000-04:00No - I think long ago during the infancy of your K...No - I think long ago during the infancy of your KBL stories I left a comment about my own KSO (Korean store owner) who worked across the alley from an apartment I shared with another guy named Tom. Whenever either of us would go in there alone, she would say "say hi to another Tom!"<BR/><BR/>I'm crushed you don't have automatic recall of everything I've ever said in my life.Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-30055322585741984642007-09-30T21:23:00.000-04:002007-09-30T21:23:00.000-04:00It wouldn't be hard to be prettier in this case Ji...It wouldn't be hard to be prettier in this case Jill.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-68777273059777638472007-09-30T20:58:00.000-04:002007-09-30T20:58:00.000-04:00Dale, do you think that I have a load of time on m...Dale, do you think that I have a load of time on my hands, lately??<BR/>Still, thank for the invitation, but I wouldn't want to be prettier than the bride!!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12871047592501542942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-48592347254962594192007-09-30T20:29:00.000-04:002007-09-30T20:29:00.000-04:00Just trying to live up to my 'dumbass' moniker Ano...Just trying to live up to my 'dumbass' moniker Anonymous!<BR/><BR/>New strategy Mob, I'm going to buying coffee beans from David Lynch (see my newer post) and maybe I'll slip some to the Bagel Lady and see what happens.<BR/><BR/>Hi PJ, glad you're enjoying the follies!<BR/><BR/>Cause I'm a dumbass Zed?<BR/><BR/>She wants me Bubs, you know it, I know it, I wonder if she does?<BR/><BR/>I couldn't believe she said anything to her either Mel, I hope to learn from this experience!<BR/><BR/>Maybe you should join me some morning for coffee Jacy, throw her off the scent.<BR/><BR/>G-r-i-n-d-i-n-g, Beckeye!<BR/><BR/>I hope you'll be able to make the wedding Jill, we'll need someone to make coffee.<BR/><BR/>Tom = Dumbass? Is that what you're saying CP?<BR/><BR/>Don't let it kill you Katie, let the bagels do that.<BR/><BR/>She's marginally cuter than Dawg Barbara, marginally.<BR/><BR/>I may have to learn a few words just to surprise her with Jake's Mom, good idea.<BR/><BR/>A new quest, thank you Splotchy! And if I could record her saying it, we'd be rich, rich I tell you!<BR/><BR/>Pistols, how wise you are. I thought the same thing. The KBL didn't even know her.<BR/><BR/>Sometimes my life is like a bad sitcom Distributorcap, I'm not even sure I'd watch it! <BR/><BR/>If she keeps insulting me, I'll keep writing about it Allison. Now that I think of it, I've barely seen the neighbors lately.<BR/><BR/>Hilarious Bluez! I'm glad I wasn't drinking her coffee or anyone's coffee for that matter when I read <I>...and your little blog too.</I><BR/><BR/>Sometimes it works Marloes, I think she likes the back and forth comments.<BR/><BR/>They'd throw all sorts of money at it, underpromote it and I'd barely have to work again? I'm calling them tomorrow Anandamide.<BR/><BR/>It might be easier to cut out the caffeine and walk the long way 'round to get in to work Suzel. I don't want bunnies to suffer.<BR/><BR/>Excellent, thank you Mistress, next chance I get, I'm doong-baeing her!<BR/><BR/>Hahaha, that's good thinking X. Dell. I'll get a bucket ready tomorrow.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-35045366128992410152007-09-30T17:31:00.000-04:002007-09-30T17:31:00.000-04:00If you have a bucket of water on you, I have a sug...If you have a bucket of water on you, I have a suggestion.X. Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561609651507566271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-52442032869483912622007-09-30T17:11:00.000-04:002007-09-30T17:11:00.000-04:00If it helps, I think I remember how to say 'shitbe...If it helps, I think I remember how to say 'shitbelly' in Korean - doong-bae, with a sort of upward intonation. But that'd only work as a tit-for-tat insult if she has a beergut.Dread Pirate Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07457471847776673647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-12954338489044179952007-09-30T12:41:00.000-04:002007-09-30T12:41:00.000-04:00Daire - she'll be cooking a rabbit in your pot pre...Daire - she'll be cooking a rabbit in your pot pretty soon. You might have to switch to 7-11 coffee :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-3444663356894379252007-09-30T12:01:00.000-04:002007-09-30T12:01:00.000-04:00I'm with distributor cap. This is the type of sit...I'm with distributor cap. This is the type of sitcom the CBC would lap up in a minute !!!!anandamidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02962180578932514914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-58569826835059270212007-09-30T10:10:00.000-04:002007-09-30T10:10:00.000-04:00Smartass actions will get you free coffee it seems...Smartass actions will get you free coffee it seems?Marloeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16933822887144586953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-7217504603540784962007-09-30T09:12:00.000-04:002007-09-30T09:12:00.000-04:00Next she'll blurt out "I'll get you my little dumb...Next she'll blurt out "I'll get you my little dumbass, and your little blog too!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-64295140600529691882007-09-30T07:44:00.000-04:002007-09-30T07:44:00.000-04:00The bagel lady stories and rivaling your neighbour...The bagel lady stories and rivaling your neighbour stories. Please, keep them coming.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09169607312881504390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-88950425002584065402007-09-30T05:59:00.000-04:002007-09-30T05:59:00.000-04:00sitcom in the making!what if she opens a chain of ...sitcom in the making!<BR/><BR/><BR/>what if she opens a chain of bagel stores around the country......<BR/><BR/>or expands her business to Nail Salons and Fruit Stands (oops already did that)<BR/><BR/>or maybe she can outsource the schmearing to PyongyangDistributorcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149154929149577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-80211453469476204802007-09-29T23:58:00.000-04:002007-09-29T23:58:00.000-04:00Why would you bring that up in conversation? "So,...Why would you bring that up in conversation? "So, I hear you called this guy I work with a 'dumbass?'" Your co-worker needs friends, or conversation tips. Here's a free tip: shut it.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-86612009878775910262007-09-29T23:28:00.000-04:002007-09-29T23:28:00.000-04:00If you could somehow engineer it, try to get her t...If you could somehow engineer it, try to get her to say this quote from Reservoir Dogs:<BR/><BR/>"If you wake up in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."<BR/><BR/>I'm thinking that the quote, her attitude and her accent would make the uttering of this the best possible thing that ever happened to anyone anywhere.Splotchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15427992716600704581noreply@blogger.com