tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post7436439770207528247..comments2023-11-05T06:25:31.665-05:00Comments on Passion of the Dale: She Loves Me She Loves Me NotDalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-52396033575726752702008-02-23T14:34:00.000-05:002008-02-23T14:34:00.000-05:00Is he a smart dog 668? Hope you had fun with Mell...Is he a smart dog 668? Hope you had fun with Mellowlee at the big show!<BR/><BR/>The boning's not so bad H at H, it's the deboning that's tricky.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-90829693873373918092008-02-20T11:07:00.000-05:002008-02-20T11:07:00.000-05:00I was totally going with "bone me."Phew.Since I ha...I was totally going with "bone me."<BR/>Phew.<BR/>Since I have fallen for the Korean Bagel Lady via your blog, I'm glad she did not get boned.Me. Here. Right now.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17340392061207298502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-82017157364008436812008-02-17T18:00:00.000-05:002008-02-17T18:00:00.000-05:00oh, this post made me laugh out loud and cause my ...oh, this post made me laugh out loud and cause my dog to give me that "are you insane" look.668 aka neighbour of the beasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15393035424821511905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-55091825539555295692008-02-14T21:26:00.000-05:002008-02-14T21:26:00.000-05:00Happy Rat Year to you and yours Julia!I'm not sure...Happy Rat Year to you and yours Julia!<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure if it's her curse or mine Old Lady.<BR/><BR/>At least you didn't say Happy VD Mellowlee! Hope you had a nice day.<BR/><BR/>I don't want short stubby kids though Jill.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-40055674855235627412008-02-14T19:50:00.000-05:002008-02-14T19:50:00.000-05:00You start by flirting with her, and then it is mad...You start by flirting with her, and then it is mad love!! You better hurry up if you want to have a ton of little Korean Dale!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12871047592501542942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-36983170853320905492008-02-14T10:47:00.000-05:002008-02-14T10:47:00.000-05:00*cheesy comment post alert* Happy Hearts Day Dale...*cheesy comment post alert* Happy Hearts Day Dale. :O)mellowleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437651975076735207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-6795136094197976782008-02-14T07:31:00.000-05:002008-02-14T07:31:00.000-05:00She wants you.She wants you.Old Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333172930957879928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-7714474712032720052008-02-13T13:05:00.000-05:002008-02-13T13:05:00.000-05:00Everything Jewgirl said. And Happy Year of the Rat...Everything Jewgirl said. And Happy Year of the Rat!Julia Phillips Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15392455413201190775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-1664033683301854982008-02-11T21:31:00.000-05:002008-02-11T21:31:00.000-05:00Glad I made you laugh Katie, I'm not nearly as dar...Glad I made you laugh Katie, I'm not nearly as dark as that strange brew she concocts!<BR/><BR/>I did it for you Leonesse!<BR/><BR/>I'll be by to bo you shortly CardioGirl.<BR/><BR/>That's pretty damned funny Chris, maybe we should get them all together now?<BR/><BR/>Dirty looks are almost always worth it Hapabukbuk.<BR/><BR/>Shhh Bluez, she doesn't have to know. Thanks!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-36802445117333267262008-02-11T21:14:00.000-05:002008-02-11T21:14:00.000-05:00So what did KLB give you for your birthday?????Hap...So what did KLB give you for your birthday?????<BR/><BR/>Happy Birthday !!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-60760484258922747332008-02-11T13:35:00.000-05:002008-02-11T13:35:00.000-05:00this was the awesomenest story EVER. i laughed out...this was the awesomenest story EVER. i laughed out loud in a quiet room and received dirty looks. it was totally worth it.hapabukbukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01596831091657429615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-73872028693413971832008-02-11T12:10:00.000-05:002008-02-11T12:10:00.000-05:00Languages are fun! Fun are languages. One of my fa...Languages are fun! Fun are languages. <BR/><BR/>One of my favorite moments, living in the 'hood of Sioux City, Iowa, was when my wife (born in Vienna, raised in Innsbruck) was trying to talk to our neighbor (an elderly Vietnamese man who speaks almost no Engrish) while the Hispanic kid from down the street was trying to translate. <BR/><BR/>"Vhat? Vhat did de man say? He vants to dong me beddy much?" <BR/><BR/>"No no no, greengo lady -- he wan you to Tango. Tango, greengo lady." <BR/><BR/>"I think he said 'Thank You!'" I hollered from across the street.Chris the Hippiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18434819898396611160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-46425610539567140852008-02-11T09:57:00.000-05:002008-02-11T09:57:00.000-05:00So funny. Loved this!"Now you can bo me."So funny. Loved this!<BR/><BR/>"Now you can bo me."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-88633271342539336732008-02-10T17:30:00.000-05:002008-02-10T17:30:00.000-05:00Yay, Bagel Lady story!Yay, Bagel Lady story!Leonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-66574254595306698572008-02-10T15:26:00.000-05:002008-02-10T15:26:00.000-05:00mistress dale, I have missed you child. I love you...mistress dale, I have missed you child. I love your interactions with this crazy bitch. my favorite thing you said that literally made me scream with laughter was "the korean bagel lady said something that sounded like this" and a photo of a bunch of korean characters. you are so dark, child.<BR/><BR/>ps: your posture is perfect.<BR/>pss: I fucking hate flavored coffee, too.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-10067758944602216462008-02-10T12:17:00.000-05:002008-02-10T12:17:00.000-05:00I would indeed Mistress, she's become a part of my...I would indeed Mistress, she's become a part of my day.<BR/><BR/>Exactly the difficult position she likes to put me in Tanya!<BR/><BR/>The movie trailer guy's voice is now in my head on a loop Chris. Thanks, sort of.<BR/><BR/>That's supposed to be my policy too PG but I muck it up all the time.<BR/><BR/>I know it Beckeye and in more than one language too.<BR/><BR/>I got the POWAH Barbara for sure Barbara. She gave me a couple of different ways to say it, the only one I could pronounce was GHFC.<BR/><BR/>And strangely I almost always understand you Hot Lemon. <BR/><BR/>Just wait until the Lifetime movie funding comes through Suze.<BR/><BR/>Full steam(ed rice) ahead PJ!<BR/><BR/>She'd monkey with you too if she could Dr. Monkey.<BR/><BR/>I feel the love Franki but you're not gonna, not from your roundeyed roomie anyway.<BR/><BR/>She tried to explain the envelope thing to me Bubs but I got lost (in the translation).<BR/><BR/>She probably said both to just to be sure Pistols.<BR/><BR/>Love and noodles Mel, they're so close aren't they?<BR/><BR/>The boning part of your comment made me think Bonaparte Andi. Are we even?<BR/><BR/>Luckily I only took a sip before tossing it Genn6. There could be a plot afoot.<BR/><BR/>Super snow globey Tenacious S.? I would have found one and brought it down on his head.<BR/><BR/>So you want me to write a short post eye level with my chest Valerie? No red envelopes, maybe next year.<BR/><BR/>If only she'd show the will to have a little more grace Gifted Typist!<BR/><BR/>That's a type of latte right CP?<BR/><BR/>I think I have come to worry about you more now JAJ. Get out of the house!<BR/><BR/>Smile and everyone will wonder what you're up to Allison, at least everyone who doesn't read your blog.<BR/><BR/>Aha! Katrocket proves her trilingualarity! I knew it.<BR/><BR/>Whoops there goes...Hi Bluez!<BR/><BR/>May she never learn English X. Dell, it'd put my blog out of business. Dark Roast Potion No. 9?<BR/><BR/>You're my number two go to man Elizabeth. Nudge nudge.<BR/><BR/>No one knows bo like she knows bo Patrick.<BR/><BR/>Her impact is far reaching and causes all sorts of interesting brain activity Beth. Sing louder.<BR/><BR/>Interesting that the KBL has mentioned my weight at different times too Mel, I'll have to figure out if her name is Dianna.<BR/><BR/>And to you Mr. Chancelucky. It's going to be a good one right?<BR/><BR/>Is posing in my contract though WP? I know I'm a poseur but that's different.<BR/><BR/>She at the very least has the hot coffee for me Jacy, that I know.<BR/><BR/>Happy New Year to you and the Evil Dictator as well Johnny. Help him celebrate every possible New Year there is. I love your grandfather's demeanor and his secret character name: General Contempt.<BR/><BR/>It'd be a tall order getting the KBL into that hot tub but it would be fun Flannery, I'll extend the invite!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-75886320812728247612008-02-09T22:33:00.000-05:002008-02-09T22:33:00.000-05:00When you come here for Groundhog's Day 2009, you m...When you come here for Groundhog's Day 2009, you must bring the Koren Bagel Lady.Jenny Jenny Flanneryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-41764163746626427102008-02-09T14:51:00.000-05:002008-02-09T14:51:00.000-05:00Happy New Year!As you know, my son, the Evil Dicta...Happy New Year!<BR/><BR/>As you know, my son, the Evil Dictator, is half Chinese and happily celebrates both the regular and the Chinese New Year. A couple of years ago, my father and I discovered that my greatgrandfather was Jewish (he'd kept it a secret out of his general contempt for all religion). I kidded Adam that he could celebrate Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, as well if he wanted. Not that anybody in my home needs an excuse for a party.Johnny Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561248220244037567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-52873130631637237372008-02-09T12:29:00.000-05:002008-02-09T12:29:00.000-05:00I think she was in fact asking you to both BLOW he...I think she was in fact asking you to both BLOW her and BONE her but got embarrassed in the end and said you could bow to her.<BR/><BR/>Korean Bagel Lady has the hots for Dale.<BR/><BR/>I knew it!Jacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15257653822454540603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-65962539636428332362008-02-09T02:12:00.000-05:002008-02-09T02:12:00.000-05:00Naw, you got it right the first time. She just wa...Naw, you got it right the first time. She just wants you to lean even <I>further</I> down and keep that pose.Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-77546994152444990132008-02-09T02:10:00.000-05:002008-02-09T02:10:00.000-05:00Gung hay fat choy, Dale :}Gung hay fat choy, Dale :}Chanceluckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16829789745697541046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-55495020392751986052008-02-08T19:01:00.000-05:002008-02-08T19:01:00.000-05:00This post made me laugh out loud for real ;O) I lo...This post made me laugh out loud for real ;O) I love your Korean Bagel Lady stories. Around these parts there is a lot of "gung hay fat choy!" going around. It's fun to say! Btw, the bagel lady reminds me of my ex co-worker Dianna, who used to love to let people know when they are gaining weight, etc. I guess she figures she is doing them a favor. She pisses people off on a daily basis, but I still love her :O)mellowleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437651975076735207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-31927931332829001012008-02-08T18:03:00.000-05:002008-02-08T18:03:00.000-05:00Every time I read about you two lovebirds, I start...Every time I read about you two lovebirds, I start singing The Stylistics "Make up to Break Up" in my fuzzy head.Cuphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00306848986781193911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-10228465154855471102008-02-08T16:48:00.000-05:002008-02-08T16:48:00.000-05:00"Now you can bo me"A true classic. That could be a..."Now you can bo me"<BR/><BR/>A true classic. That could be a worldwide catch-phrase -- a really versatile one that could mean various things depending on the context.Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17804188398018016592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-64347934953683564382008-02-08T14:46:00.000-05:002008-02-08T14:46:00.000-05:00You really need to make a series of these encounte...You really need to make a series of these encounters. Hey, know any up-and-coming comedy writing types? ::wink wink::Elizabeth McQuernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17758117792901579774noreply@blogger.com