tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post1478049936211774096..comments2023-11-05T06:25:31.665-05:00Comments on Passion of the Dale: The Make Up Sex Should Be Awesome!Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-85603271270290883822008-05-12T07:53:00.000-04:002008-05-12T07:53:00.000-04:00I'm waiting for her next move WendyB and I'm a lit...I'm waiting for her next move WendyB and I'm a little tense.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-36859324940650988172008-05-11T16:38:00.000-04:002008-05-11T16:38:00.000-04:00You foiled her evil plan!You foiled her evil plan!WendyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-5797519878564437252008-05-11T07:25:00.000-04:002008-05-11T07:25:00.000-04:00I am practicing moving on and will stop singing Un...I am practicing moving on and will stop singing Unforgettable each time I walk by Melly.<BR/><BR/>You've zapped me Write Procrastinator. How mad will Gifted Typist be if I answer your meme first I wonder.<BR/><BR/>We said a lot of things Lori but now I'm questioning our whole relationship. Hey, cheese bagels!<BR/><BR/>Creepy, you're a lifesaver, or well, no, you're a genius.<BR/><BR/>Biscuits! They do biscuits too? Playing the field as we speak John. It's a long morning without a treat to fall back on.<BR/><BR/>Everything could collapse BSUWG. I should be more careful with the universe.<BR/><BR/>I wouldn't be surprised if she's made several posts disappear along with my appetite Chancelucky.<BR/><BR/>Yes please Prime Minister, I can definitely be bought with freebies.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-33429747810249524582008-05-06T22:51:00.000-04:002008-05-06T22:51:00.000-04:00Bagel bad. Want free bagel too?Bagel bad. Want free bagel too?Generalissimo (Dictator) for lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07362323065314162881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-17728425690091404762008-05-06T19:48:00.000-04:002008-05-06T19:48:00.000-04:00Dale,am I going crazy or did one of your posts dis...Dale,<BR/>am I going crazy or did one of your posts disappear? I suppose the two possibilities aren't mutually exclusive though.Chanceluckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16829789745697541046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-21913045252685647362008-05-06T16:55:00.000-04:002008-05-06T16:55:00.000-04:00The fall of the KBL may be a bad omen for the econ...The fall of the KBL may be a bad omen for the economy. I hope things improve.Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17804188398018016592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-50248825527850173732008-05-05T23:29:00.000-04:002008-05-05T23:29:00.000-04:00You'll meet another Korean Bagel lady Dale. It wo...You'll meet another Korean Bagel lady Dale. It won't be the same, but you'll grow as a result.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you might call out "Korean Bagel Lady" when eating a bagel from your new bagel lady, but it will be okay because she will be Korean too!<BR/><BR/>Maybe you should play the field and see a few Korean bagel ladies.<BR/><BR/>Be careful and don't be like me. I played one against the other and I don't have a Korean bagel lady anymore.<BR/><BR/>Not anymore.<BR/><BR/>I had to switch to Korean biscuit ladies.<BR/><BR/>JDCAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04743488043955050749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-65327906025377735662008-05-05T23:08:00.000-04:002008-05-05T23:08:00.000-04:00She should have used thallium; it's odorless and t...She should have used thallium; it's odorless and tasteless.Creepyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063081348358828902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-29104006219696382332008-05-05T22:55:00.000-04:002008-05-05T22:55:00.000-04:00I give it a month. Your bond is too deep to be tr...I give it a month. Your bond is too deep to be tragically severed like that. Didn't you two promise for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, blah, blah?Me. Here. Right now.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17340392061207298502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-17468722924854406472008-05-05T21:23:00.000-04:002008-05-05T21:23:00.000-04:00You're it, Dale.You're it, <A HREF="http://writeprocrastinator.blogspot.com/2008/05/inquistion-meme-style.html" REL="nofollow">Dale</A>.Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-53501720637190692362008-05-05T14:36:00.000-04:002008-05-05T14:36:00.000-04:00I am happy for your loss. Forget her and move on....I am happy for your loss. Forget her and move on.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09124981411465130722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-20179510347448429562008-05-05T09:22:00.000-04:002008-05-05T09:22:00.000-04:00Just to make you cry even more Falwless, I left yo...Just to make you cry even more <B>Falwless</B>, I left you out of my reply comment. I'm all about hurting people. You're back in my thoughts. Love, the moron.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-55980647852018684882008-05-05T09:10:00.000-04:002008-05-05T09:10:00.000-04:00She feels the burn the same way I did Some Guy, on...She feels the burn the same way I did <B>Some Guy</B>, only mine was on my tongue.<BR/><BR/>Maybe she found my blog <B>Bluez</B> and that's what led her to try and off me.<BR/><BR/>It's always fun until someone loses a lip or a tongue <B>Suze</B>. I like the fire in the second part of your comment. Should we go to war?<BR/><BR/>As the KBL has said to me on more than one occasion <B>Chelene</B>: You picky! Yep, me picky.<BR/><BR/>Also with a lyrical ring <B>Barbara</B>? <I>You've been Bruederlin'd</I>! I'm trying to sit down and shit up right now.<BR/><BR/>No Board of Health complaints yet <B>Mrs. WP</B> but I think I will call the company. I'm fine now and will post a follow up about my minor ordeal <B>WP</B>. Why do I never listen to you? Looks like Barbara <I>Bruederin'd</I> you!<BR/><BR/>Deer <B>Pistuls whut Don</B>, never gonna give u up, unless I start smellen almonds.<BR/><BR/>Maybe when I get sick in the movie, I can lay on one of those craftmatic beds Lindsay hocks all the time? It's a win-win <B>Beckeye</B>. I think I'll have Michael Johns play me.<BR/><BR/>Start wearing a disguise and keep on loving the rice <B>PJ</B>.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for not saying "I told you you were a MORON Dale" <B>Katrocket</B>. I appreciate it.<BR/><BR/>Are you for hire <B>Skyler's Dad</B>?<BR/><BR/>I'm only temporarily ignoring you <B>X. Dell</B>. I'm busy exploring franchising possibilities in NY for her so you can keep your eye on things.<BR/><BR/>He's Trouble for sure <B>Chris</B>, beware.<BR/><BR/>I'm just looking for something to pad my retirement income with <B>Mob</B>, I need to sue her ass.<BR/><BR/><B>Doc</B>, you're all common sense and wisdom, except for the rape whistle suggestion. I'd never get any action if I starting blowing a whistle. <I>Skyler's Dad</I>'s reputation grows more sinister with each comment. Road flares, yes, I want road flares!<BR/><BR/>You said what I was thinking <B>VE</B>, actually I may have said it too, just not typed it. Get out of my head and clean up that mess!<BR/><BR/>Honeypot may well have to serve as my target for now <B>Allison</B>. Plus, there's a long haired pony tailed guy hanging around her now so I'm sure the games are just about to begin.<BR/><BR/>Exactly what I wished had happened <B>Cap'n Ergo</B>, I love to travel!<BR/><BR/>Ah there's the cop <I>Doc</I> was looking for! You're absolutely right <B>Bubs</B>, if only I had a lick of common sense.<BR/><BR/>I know <B>Chancelucky</B>, it's all about me, I'm just like that. Her coffee's actually always been inconsistent which is odd considering it's pre-measured in packets that go into the machine. Fire, walk with me!<BR/><BR/>That's sound thinking <B>Leonesse</B>, she's trying to get me coming and going.<BR/><BR/>It's always been about you <B>Flannery</B> so when I die, take good care of the albums and the blog would ya?<BR/><BR/>You only brush them when, what's th technical term, oh yes, when they're scungy, <B>Gifted Typist</B>.<BR/><BR/>Ridiculous isn't it <B>Johnny Yen</B>? "Here, have some more poison!" As for Honeypot, she definitely needs a little sugar in her bowl so I'll think about that.<BR/><BR/>Well decorate me with a man sized wreath <B>Beth</B>, I'm so selfish! Please forgive me.<BR/><BR/>Don't tell me she's learning from you then <B>Old Lady</B>?!<BR/><BR/><B>Grant</B>, I made it through the wilderness although I have made it through Madonna's video for <I>4 Minutes</I>. <BR/><BR/>If only they were Czechoslovakian <B>Coaster Punchman</B>, I could write a post entitled <I>Canceled Czechs</I>! Why does the universe hate me?<BR/><BR/>It had better be great <B>Princess</B> or I'm simply not going to pay for it. Jessica belongs to someone else by the way.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-35208631954377980342008-05-04T19:46:00.000-04:002008-05-04T19:46:00.000-04:00hopefully the make-up sex is truly memerable after...hopefully the make-up sex is truly memerable after your ordeal. <BR/><BR/>clr~~yuck! hope your girlfriend is feeling better.the princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01698755601338325750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-80313627690884842252008-05-03T15:04:00.000-04:002008-05-03T15:04:00.000-04:00I have an idea. Let's get the Korean Bagel Lady t...I have an idea. Let's get the Korean Bagel Lady to visit Mama Gin! Maybe that way they can, uh, <I>cancel</I> each other out!Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-88358041732301380212008-05-03T14:08:00.000-04:002008-05-03T14:08:00.000-04:00Dale, are you even still with us??Dale?Dale??Dale, are you even still with us??<BR/><BR/>Dale?<BR/><BR/>Dale??Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-73629943337574757212008-05-03T11:54:00.000-04:002008-05-03T11:54:00.000-04:00Story of my life...meet a nice guybuild a relation...Story of my life...meet a nice guy<BR/>build a relationship then thump! He dumps me...<BR/><BR/>Next!!!!Old Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333172930957879928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-26903615571327158712008-05-03T10:19:00.000-04:002008-05-03T10:19:00.000-04:00Next thing you know, you'll break things off with ...Next thing you know, you'll break things off with Honeypot. Why does it always have to be about you, Dale? Don't you realize we <I>need</I> these stories?Cuphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00306848986781193911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-59178909323933036082008-05-03T00:40:00.000-04:002008-05-03T00:40:00.000-04:00I always love when the compensation for a bad prod...I always love when the compensation for a bad product is <I>more of that bad product...</I><BR/><BR/>Maybe there could be a silver lining; perhaps a neighborly gesture, a fresh cup of coffee to Honeypot, could be in order.Johnny Yenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561248220244037567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-30966344125980065262008-05-02T22:43:00.000-04:002008-05-02T22:43:00.000-04:00Tongue brushing?You do that too?No one ever told m...Tongue brushing?<BR/>You do that too?<BR/>No one ever told me to tongue brush... you brush your teeth.<BR/><BR/>Since when do we have to brush our tongues?<BR/><BR/>Dale?<BR/><BR/>But yes, I will miss KBLGifted Typisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847472209048585938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-84273467442984481782008-05-02T21:40:00.000-04:002008-05-02T21:40:00.000-04:00Oh, Dale! Which of us will get to keep the Springs...Oh, Dale! Which of us will get to keep the Springsteen albums?Jenny Jenny Flanneryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-29434984513116612042008-05-02T18:28:00.000-04:002008-05-02T18:28:00.000-04:00Maybe she has a partnership in a Funeral Home too....Maybe she has a partnership in a Funeral Home too.Leonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-10537462281456895062008-05-02T16:21:00.000-04:002008-05-02T16:21:00.000-04:00Dale,why would you expect people who eat Kim Chee ...Dale,<BR/>why would you expect people who eat Kim Chee in large daily quantities to make good coffee on a consistent basis? <BR/><BR/>Besides, it's not about the coffee...I'm sure she's far more interesting than whoever her competitor is.<BR/><BR/>So you got sick and almost died....It's not as if you really did die.<BR/><BR/>I say bring a thermos of coffee to work and continue to support her business in some other fashion. <BR/><BR/>I am noticing this strange Asian thing going on with you though. First you nearly get stir fried in a fire at a Chinese restaurant. Now you get coffee with Korean red chilis and claim to have been poisoned. Whatever you do, no sushi for the next few weeks.Chanceluckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16829789745697541046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-72597465763483627412008-05-02T11:32:00.000-04:002008-05-02T11:32:00.000-04:00I'd stay the hell away from there! I mean, I appr...I'd stay the hell away from there! I mean, I appreciate your funny bagel lady stories and all, but I'd seriously worry about being harmed by her.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-58562961308387300522008-05-02T10:50:00.000-04:002008-05-02T10:50:00.000-04:00whatever happened to the good ol' days when people...whatever happened to the good ol' days when people would drop LSD into you coffee? Have we gotten cheap or something? She could've at least sprung for some extacy if she was wantin' yo' attention...Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06843124493633147728noreply@blogger.com