tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post7752079837488528544..comments2023-11-05T06:25:31.665-05:00Comments on Passion of the Dale: Won't You Be My Neighbor? - A PleaDalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-70967469295289538632007-08-23T08:07:00.000-04:002007-08-23T08:07:00.000-04:00Katie, you know I can't read, I find your comment ...Katie, you know I can't read, I find your comment insensitive!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-55315426216870183492007-08-20T23:25:00.000-04:002007-08-20T23:25:00.000-04:00dale, they trying to "medal" in white trash at the...dale, they trying to "medal" in white trash at the special olympics. you didn't get the memo?Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-70175019248235294782007-08-15T22:32:00.000-04:002007-08-15T22:32:00.000-04:00Thanks for the tip on the dynamite T. I'd spy on y...Thanks for the tip on the dynamite T. I'd spy on you but it'd probably end up costing us both.<BR/><BR/>I can never figure out which to use Grant. Am I a bad Canadian or just a lousy speller?<BR/><BR/>Your 'nice blogger' award is going to get revoked if you go around with that kind of attitude Kate. Bravo!<BR/><BR/>I'm building a little world for just me Jill.<BR/><BR/>Oh I like that Jake's Mom - NNS is a great idea! What's that smell?<BR/><BR/>I meant I was a maroon for having forgotten our pact WP.<BR/><BR/>Flannery Alden, your brain is large and beautiful. That's funny!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-89843766635378868882007-08-15T09:26:00.000-04:002007-08-15T09:26:00.000-04:00Step away from the window, Mrs. Kravitz.Step away from the window, Mrs. Kravitz.Jenny Jenny Flanneryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-20600423084355437042007-08-15T03:56:00.000-04:002007-08-15T03:56:00.000-04:00"You're right WP, forgive me for not knowing I'm a..."You're right WP, forgive me for not knowing I'm a maroon."<BR/><BR/>No, no. You "take care" of my neighbors and I'll "take care" of yours.Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-68737144873328923982007-08-14T22:21:00.000-04:002007-08-14T22:21:00.000-04:00One year our neighbor wouldn't clean his backyard ...One year our neighbor wouldn't clean his backyard all summer and that is where he allowed his 3 dobermen pinchers to potty. We called the city and they sent out a "sniffer". He determined that the backyard was deplorable and issued a citation stating it had to be cleaned. After seeing his job as "sniffer", I no longer complained about my job. You need NNS...nuclear neighborhood superiority.Jake's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01484020906044672676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-32995205859678714012007-08-14T22:14:00.000-04:002007-08-14T22:14:00.000-04:00Building something, Dale?? I thought you were no g...Building something, Dale?? I thought you were no good at doing that!!<BR/>And you have to deal with the consequence of your act. If you get some little Dale around, you have to take care of them!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12871047592501542942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-18925778910073279552007-08-14T16:49:00.000-04:002007-08-14T16:49:00.000-04:00ok from where I sit... I am thinking that you have...ok from where I sit... I am thinking that you have 2 choices:<BR/><BR/>1.join them or <BR/><BR/>2.drive them out/crazy... rent/borrow a big noisy dog and leave him out barking at them (forget the big bit... you can use my maltese he is about as obnoxious as they get and barks at anything!!) then throw darts at the pool durning the night to pop it... dog poop over the fence near the tent area so as to make it less desirable to be there (ok perhaps some smelly old food too... but nothing that will harm the kid of course) how about using a bull horn several times a day our your back door... perhaps when you are on the phone... kinda like you are on speaker phone! lol.... hummmm ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh use your hose and FLOOD their back yard!! idk if I could or would do any of the above, but it has been really really fun to think about being that vindictive!!Helenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06481533361253699464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-15113093880343891782007-08-14T16:31:00.000-04:002007-08-14T16:31:00.000-04:00OMG! I never realized you're my neighbor! Or neigh...OMG! I never realized you're my neighbor! Or neighbour!Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-14925394608364546682007-08-14T12:58:00.000-04:002007-08-14T12:58:00.000-04:00I ALWAYS find a nearby golf course (w/in 100 miles...I ALWAYS find a nearby golf course (w/in 100 miles is 'nearby' for me). <BR/><BR/>I just thought it would be cool to live next door to someone that spies on me.<BR/><BR/>(By the way,--I'd prefer to use dynamite. It makes for better hazards.)Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16859248015766533640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-88761052859996906602007-08-14T11:33:00.000-04:002007-08-14T11:33:00.000-04:00I am building an army of springlers Jill and will ...I am building an army of springlers Jill and will soon take over the whole neighborhood.<BR/><BR/>Ooo ooo that smell! Good thinking Mob, I'm heading there shortly and will ask one of the programmed if they carry it.<BR/><BR/>You might be on to something there Just A Girl. There were some strange cries heard later that same night.<BR/><BR/>Put the Red Bull down ma'am and by ma'am, I mean you sexy young thing. You're welcome to move in next door and take me to shows anytime Ten. S.<BR/><BR/>So it's the curb appeal that got you in huh Bluez? I'm sad the old neighbors are gone and there have been 3 sets since the house is a rental now. These last ones are hanging on like a trashed out van.<BR/><BR/>I think that a lot just stepping into the back yard Katrocket.<BR/><BR/>I've called them many things in my mind already X. Dell. Should I be saying things out loud?<BR/><BR/>With-it-ness is perhaps the problem Zed. It ain't easy being green.<BR/><BR/>The tickets are being printed up right now Gifted Typist. I'm considering cutting you in on the action. Brilliant.<BR/><BR/>Should I be hanging curtains or blinds Allison? Is that what you're saying?<BR/><BR/>You're right WP, forgive me for not knowing I'm a maroon.<BR/><BR/>Do I have to give up my telescope and recording equipment too Andi? You're so hard on me.<BR/><BR/>They want to include you in their raps but they can't find anything to rhyme with Anandamide yet. Give it time and then you'll be more into it.<BR/><BR/>I love the idea of being suddenly educated Freelance Cynic. It's fraught with meaning. I'm cranking it now.<BR/><BR/>Tanya had a baby Jill and once that happens, I'm outta there.<BR/><BR/>At least I'm not out there waving my stinger in their faces Evil Genius. Hmmm...<BR/><BR/>They've had some minor firearms actually Doc but not in a while, the fireworks would be a beautiful diversion, especially if they blew the place up leaving a tidy hole.<BR/><BR/>And I'm dancing one right now too Deadspot. How can you be so dead right all the time?<BR/><BR/>Are you sure T? I mean, there's no golf course or anything yet. If you'll help me bulldoze, I'll give you the address.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-49789823612449259582007-08-14T11:17:00.000-04:002007-08-14T11:17:00.000-04:00What's their address? -I'd like to move in.What's their address? -I'd like to move in.Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16859248015766533640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-68807293010170506892007-08-14T10:03:00.000-04:002007-08-14T10:03:00.000-04:00I think it should be obvious that Dale has moved t...I think it should be obvious that Dale has moved to Charleston, IL.deadspothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04269304319838438877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-53694592141384258612007-08-13T23:30:00.000-04:002007-08-13T23:30:00.000-04:00Face it. These same people live everywhere. I'm s...Face it. These same people live everywhere. I'm sure in Egypt somewhere is the exact same people with a Yugo growing weeds, drinking Amarula cream liqueur, as well as random piles of camel dung, and smoking better weed.<BR/><BR/>Thank your lucky stars that they weren't handing around various firearms and checking their stockpile of fireworks.<BR/><BR/>That could get ugly.<BR/><BR/>DocDochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16979621370660001312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-86421941761787953992007-08-13T20:28:00.000-04:002007-08-13T20:28:00.000-04:00You're a guy in a bee costume! Glass houses, Dale....You're a guy in a bee costume! Glass houses, Dale. Glass houses.Evil Geniushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18090241793391429143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-71852546410526208882007-08-13T20:19:00.000-04:002007-08-13T20:19:00.000-04:00I'm starting to ask myself some question!! You've ...I'm starting to ask myself some question!! You've been not answering your comments, Tanya and you, for about the same amount of time!! Are you in a cabin, having your not so secret fling??Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12871047592501542942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-9055963936605507072007-08-13T15:48:00.000-04:002007-08-13T15:48:00.000-04:00Barricade the house and play Handals Messiah at fu...Barricade the house and play Handals Messiah at full volume on repeat they they suddenly become educated. Then celebrate with Pimms all round.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-21852034175163924052007-08-13T11:27:00.000-04:002007-08-13T11:27:00.000-04:00i just got a new neighbour four doors down from me...i just got a new neighbour four doors down from me who is schizophrenic and unmedicated (stops traffic in the middle of the night). <BR/><BR/>this i can deal with. the problem is that there is a big group of hangers-on who come over to party and every afternoon between 5 and 8 have backyard parties where they set up a karaoke machine and rap off their back deck. loud, "bitch"-this, "ho"-that rapping.<BR/><BR/>the point being that i would gladly trade neighbours with you....anandamidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02962180578932514914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-29707291333161467932007-08-13T08:32:00.000-04:002007-08-13T08:32:00.000-04:00Put the binoculars down.Put the binoculars down.Andihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05220718933942181809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-41842712161114939472007-08-13T03:06:00.000-04:002007-08-13T03:06:00.000-04:00I already suggested it, Dale. Criss-cross, man. ...I already suggested it, Dale. Criss-cross, man. Criss-cross.Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-14602318298113733962007-08-12T21:31:00.000-04:002007-08-12T21:31:00.000-04:00You give the most detailed descriptions of your ne...You give the most detailed descriptions of your neighbours, I find it amusing. I wonder if they too spy on you ;)Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09169607312881504390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-52413368964693602632007-08-12T20:43:00.000-04:002007-08-12T20:43:00.000-04:00What a sharp eye you have, Dale. That's an install...What a sharp eye you have, Dale. That's an installation piece. Modernist art galleries all over the place crave that sort of thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-62902370464128923202007-08-12T12:08:00.000-04:002007-08-12T12:08:00.000-04:00I don't know, Dale. I think you're just envious of...I don't know, Dale. I think you're just envious of their "with-it-ness." Envy can be such an ugly thing. :)Zedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826557164123197663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-36977890137492627842007-08-11T23:00:00.000-04:002007-08-11T23:00:00.000-04:00If you call them liberals, I think Tom DeLay might...If you call them liberals, I think Tom DeLay might be able to help you.X. Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561609651507566271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858435.post-50049313482503693792007-08-11T18:46:00.000-04:002007-08-11T18:46:00.000-04:00eeeeeeewweeeeeeewwkatrockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.com