Dearest Blog

Please forgive me if I've seemed inattentive.

You've been more than patient with me but I find less and less time available to chronicle the everyday ridiculousness that is my life and your blood of late.

Thank you for not being so tawdry as to imply there's some sort of unnatural electronic love taking up all my time. Hello my darling iPhone ;-)

For now I must sign off but rest assured, I'll check in on you and those who I dearly admire before long.