Free sample products thrust at me as I exited Union Station today on my way to work:
Small box of Fibre 1 cereal - right on the box it says VERY HIGH FIBRE - consider petitioning company to rename to Colon Blow.
Small container of Cottage Cheese with real Fruit in the Bottom! - that says it all doesn't it? Clotty white gunk with fruit on the bottom. Mmm, I'm hot for that.
Gave both items to perky new girl Jessica at work. She's game. Will monitor.