5/17/2010

Sneer and Spell


Ever since being called pretty competent by my boss, I've strived to be as much as I can be without straining anything.

Today while participating in some work sponsored reprogramming training, we were herded into groups of three to play reindeer games and asked to flip chart our responses.
Our first task was to each write a word on the chart expressing how we felt about some looming changes to our work methods.

I wrote the word anxious and handed the marker to one of my compatriots. He started to write something and stopped. I want to write apprehensive but I don't know how to spell it he said. It's with two pees I told him. He stammered, but I don't know what comes after that and so I spelled the rest of it for him.

I was sure this would be the saddest thing that happened to me all day until the other gentle mental giant took marker in hand and meekly asked Do you know how to spell cautious?

28 comments:

Tanya Espanya said...

I still would like a job there and am available for interviews anytime. I can spell.

Also? FIRST!

Dale said...

You may be the first and last! I write here only when I think nobody's looking!

BeckEye said...

I-R-O-N-Y.

SkylersDad said...

I hate these work related feel-good sessions with the passion of a thousand suns!

Cup said...

Ugh. I have one with a 360 assessment coming up this summer. Why must I do 360 assessments every two years? I wish we'd do a 180 on those damn things.

(Hi, Dale. Miss you.)

Some Guy said...

I always thought cautious had a silent m in it somewhere.

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

Sounds like they are preparing to move your cheese.

And, speaking as a trainer: first rule of flip-charting: "Spelling doesn't count." Or is it "there is no fight club"? I can never keep those rule sets straight.

jin said...

Haha!

Distributorcap said...

is this the spelling bee site?

Dale said...

B-E-C-K-E-Y-E! I know!

You need to sit beside me at the next one Skyler's Dad so we can plot.

Because they need to study your kind of brilliance Beth. Sadly, they will never be able to mimic it. I miss you too!

Silent and invisible Some Guy, very stealth like that m.

Rules are fine by me Flannery and I'd never call anyone out on their poor spelling, except maybe here. I didn't mention one of the other groups during another exercise spelling 'rapport' as 'rapour' did I?

You said it Jin!

It could bee Distributorcap.

gennifer6 said...

I'm coming to work with you. They'll all think I'm a genius.

Sans Pantaloons said...

Proof positive that your Boss has no idea how brilliant you are.

Dale said...

You're already legendary here Gennifer6.

Even I can't fathom my brilliance Sans!

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他開始變得有耐心聽她說話、會買禮物給她、甚至帶她出遊
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她沒有揭穿丈夫的外遇,甚至享受這樣的生活
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妳把他的外遇鬧的人盡皆知
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最後,妳自己把他推向外遇的第三者身邊…

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