6/08/2010

Come On Get Appy

I keep getting anonymous comments like this:


老婆的電話愈來愈少





I'm hoping these aren't the suicide notes of the people who made my iPhone because I don't know if there's an app for that.


23 comments:

gennifer6 said...

who knew getting a raise could be so easy?? I have a few co-workers I'd like to see try that for me.

Dale said...

That's my second very excellent laugh of the day so thank you Gennifer6. The first I cannot repeat and get away with.

Esther said...

I get the same comments. According to my stat counter they originate in Taiwan (or is that on Taiwan?) Anyway, don't worry. I don't think they're suicide notes.

Dale said...

That's a relief Esther! Should we plan a trip to Taiwan and see what's going on?

Tenacious S said...

Hi, Dale. I miss you and want to start hanging with my bloggy bro's again.

Anonymous said...

男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚
外遇情人面前,他可以享受著年輕戀愛般的美好
在回歸家庭時刻,他可以享受著老婆對他無微不至的照顧
在同事朋友面前,他可以享受著眾人對他的忌妒與羨慕
男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚,他只想自私的擁有一切

michaelg said...

I have been getting a lot of chinese comments from posters with names. What's with that?

BeckEye said...

Oops, sorry. Those were from me. English is my second language, didn't you know that?

Dale said...

I miss you Tenacious S. and almost everyone else in our fair blog kingdom. What are we to do?

Hi Anonymous, long time no scratch my head and wonder about you.

I fear they're plotting a showdown between us of some sort Michael G. Remain vigilant.

I thought I dreamed you up altogether Beckeye so I'm shocked to hear you exist in your own write/right.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I'm just impressed at how well that son of a prominent Nigerian banker man has learned to speak Cantonese!

Anonymous said...

知道他有了外遇
面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧
妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧
甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的親友抱怨、向鄰居們哭訴…
妳把他的外遇鬧的人盡皆知
最後,妳把他的愧疚消耗殆盡…
最後,妳把他想要回頭的念頭打消…
最後,妳自己把他推向外遇的第三者身邊…

Anonymous said...

茜茜知道他有了外遇
他變得春風滿面,嘴裡總是哼著歌曲
他開始變得有耐心聽她說話、會買禮物給她、甚至帶她出遊
茜茜知道這是因為他對外遇有愧疚
她沒有揭穿丈夫的外遇,甚至享受這樣的生活
茜茜偷偷的跟姐妹滔說:感謝老公的外遇帶來更美好的夫妻生活!

Anonymous said...

外遇---偷來的時間、偷來的伴侶、偷來的愛情
或許新鮮刺激,或許瘋狂美好,但這一切,終究是偷來的…
外遇傷害了一個幸福的家庭
或許你會說:問題其實早已存在,外遇並不是傷害的唯一因素
但是內心深處其實你知道,這只是外遇的藉口!
建築在傷害別人之下所得到的愛情,終究難以幸福…

Anonymous said...

男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚
外遇情人面前,他可以享受著年輕戀愛般的美好
在回歸家庭時刻,他可以享受著老婆對他無微不至的照顧
在同事朋友面前,他可以享受著眾人對他的忌妒與羨慕
男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚,他只想自私的擁有一切

Anonymous said...

男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚
外遇情人面前,他可以享受著年輕戀愛般的美好
在回歸家庭時刻,他可以享受著老婆對他無微不至的照顧
在同事朋友面前,他可以享受著眾人對他的忌妒與羨慕
男人有了外遇,但是他不想離婚,他只想自私的擁有一切

X. Dell said...

I just purchased anb app that generates random comments to The Passion of the Dale.

Dale said...

He's very good isn't he Barbara?

Hi banker boy. Please say that again?

X. Dell - it works! It works!

Anonymous said...

茜茜知道他有了外遇
他變得春風滿面,嘴裡總是哼著歌曲
他開始變得有耐心聽她說話、會買禮物給她、甚至帶她出遊
茜茜知道這是因為他對外遇有愧疚
她沒有揭穿丈夫的外遇,甚至享受這樣的生活
茜茜偷偷的跟姐妹滔說:感謝老公的外遇帶來更美好的夫妻生活!

lisahgolden said...

I don't get those spam comments. Does that mean I'm unloved or does it mean those people know I'd be absolutely useless in the even of a fire or suicide?

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