Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts

8/12/2006

Nastassia Kinkajou

I heard on the radio earlier that Paris Hilton required a tetanus shot after suffering a superficial bite from her pet kinkajou. Could Paris have any other type of calamity than a superficial one?

At first I though kinkajou was a term of endearment she'd given Saviour Onassis after their recent meeting but I was relieved to learn that he wasn't implicated.