Here comes the awkward -- you can vote daily for the chance to let Splotchy, Barbara, Beckeye or me win piles of cash ($25, 15 or 10) but really, why would you even consider voting for them? None of them has promised to put a cake in everyone's Easy Bake have they? Have I? Well, never mind.
If you really loved me, you'd vote for me, and then you'd get that hair cut.
