I was just attacked by the same blog interviewer as Splotchy, Barbara and Beckeye and let me tell you, it hurt so good. It's always nice to get the chance to talk about yourself because that just never happens in the blog world.
Here comes the awkward -- you can vote daily for the chance to let Splotchy, Barbara, Beckeye or me win piles of cash ($25, 15 or 10) but really, why would you even consider voting for them? None of them has promised to put a cake in everyone's Easy Bake have they? Have I? Well, never mind.
If you really loved me, you'd vote for me, and then you'd get that hair cut.
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