Here comes the awkward -- you can vote daily for the chance to let Splotchy, Barbara, Beckeye or me win piles of cash ($25, 15 or 10) but really, why would you even consider voting for them? None of them has promised to put a cake in everyone's Easy Bake have they? Have I? Well, never mind.
If you really loved me, you'd vote for me, and then you'd get that hair cut.
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I mentioned this on Barbara's blog interview spot (which is winning right now) but I will repeat it in the hopes of attracting more votes.
If I win the $25, I will post naked pictures. Of Dale. And Splotchy. Together.
Wow, and I thought he only asked me.
I'm stunned. But, on the bright side, it looks like I've got naked pictures to look forward to!
You promised you wouldn't Beckeye but I like the underhandeness, I might even vote for you again now.
As you know Bubs, we're all unique, just like everyone else. And don't mind that I already said something like that to Splotchy, this time it's for you. And you know you already have copies of those photos from my permanent record.
"putting a cake in everybody's Easy Bake oven"? Gee I've never heard it called that before.
And now Bubs is in as well. This really is turning into a rock em sock em cage match, innit? So far Beckeye makes a pretty compelling offer (depending of course upon what it is that Dale is really trying to say).
That dude asked for my interview a few weeks back; guess I should play if the cool kids are.
Haha Barbara, I'm not sure what it means either now, I could be in a lot of trouble! Bubs will kick my ass, he's got firepower on his side and I've only got a light bulb.
Et tu Beth? Do it, the stakes are high!
This is in response to all the Ann Coulter talk over on Bloginterviewer.com. I don't know if an off-color comment on their site would disqualify me from winning, so I'm bringing it to you. For some reason, this just popped into my head and I'm laughing uproariously at my own idiocy.
Did you know that if you say "Ann Coulter" three times at midnight in front of your bathroom mirror, George W. will appear and slap you in the face with his penis?
I know it makes no sense, but I'm still laughing.
i voted -- i didnt see a hanging chad tho!
beckeye, I wasn't naked, I was wearing a flesh-colored body stocking.
Beckeye!!!!!!!!!
I think I just snorted my own brains right out of my nostrils. You get an extra vote for that.
Beckeye,
As long as you don't attack someone personally or do something super bad you'll be fine. It's a forum for educated discussion.
Plus, if you get out of line I'll just delete your comment :-)
Mike
Blog Interviewer
I was asked to dance too I'm not sure if I'm up to the challenge. In other words, I'm lazy and wary of anything that pulls my hands away from the Doritos and the remote. But your answers were great as usual, Dale. And I know this because when I followed the link in my email you were the first thing I saw!
I love the self preservation mode tactics Beckeye, haha. That's pretty funny. What are you up to tonight? You know, at midnight?
Thanks Distributorcap but I won't be hanging chad until it gets closer to the holidays.
Don't give away all your secrets at once Splotchy!
I sense tension between you and Beckeye that I haven't felt since Bound, Barbara.
She's definitely Super Bad Mike but the girl's got control too, perfect ain't she?
Think of all the Doritos you could buy with the cash Chelene, hello!
I get to be Gina Gershon!
I voted for you, but it's not like youse plug my work or anything...
Oh, I voted for you. Best of luck in finally turning the page into a $25 earner!
Mike, should I add you to my list of preferred stalkers?
WP and Pistols...you better get your priorities straight. Remember, naked pictures of Dale.
Barbara, who was the other chick in Bound? That Tilly broad? Arrgh, I'd rather be Joey Pants.
Can't I vote for both you and Beckeye? Or do I have to flip a coin?
X.Dell, you can vote for me twice to save yourself time, and I'll make sure I get the other vote to Dale. Honest.
I protest what surely are to become voting irregularities on Blogspot.
I'll need a screen test Barbara, get video blogging!
I will remedy this soon WP, you're worth it.
If it works out, the sky's the limit Pistols, I might find a 50 dollar contest and devote my life to it!
Mike is clearly after you Beckeye and now I'm worried about my vote tallies. Oh, and who hasn't seen naked pictures of me by this point? You're too pretty for Joey Pants my dear.
Just vote for Barbara and make a new friend X. Dell.
Beckeye, hands off my votes!
Protest after you vote Coaster Punchman!
Becky,
"WP and Pistols...you better get your priorities straight. Remember, naked pictures of Dale."
Yes, but I can avert my eyes. Plug the work and roll up the Procrastinator household votes. ; )
I'll work on that by writing something WP, I'll also try not to procrastinate about it.
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