9/02/2008

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Today at work attached to all of the washroom doors is a notice from Weight Watchers.

"Lose Weight At Work - We'll Come To You"

I can lose weight in there without anyone's help thank you very much and if you do decide to approach me while I'm in there, I'm calling a cop.

25 comments:

Falwless said...

If they start pushing a scale underneath the stall door scream loudly for an adult.

PJ said...

What's the world coming to? Bathroom posters are only supposed to focus on safe sex or hand-washing. And why are they coming to you? That's just weird.

Suze said...

Wow, how bold. Aren't notes usually passed under the stall with a foot and some gentle tapping?

BeckEye said...

I bet if you work down in the sewers or something, they won't come to you. Liars.

SkylersDad said...

That sounds a bit like a horror movie plot to me. He tried and tried to lose weight, never with success. Then one day they came to him in the mens room, chainsaw in hand...

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Apparently 2 lbs is the maximum you can expect to lose in there in one sitting.

katrocket said...

hahaha!

I though this was going to be a post about that TV show where that adorable British guy and his bitchy lady friend help people find houses. I fucking love that show.

Your post is pretty good too, I guess.

katrocket said...

sorry I though I spelled thought correctly.

Cormac Brown said...

Oh what a perfect idea bringing the campaign to the bathroom. This will make everyone forget about the other "Craig," Jenny, and have them concentrate on "Larry."

Elizabeth McQuern said...

Do they come to your place of work and slap donuts out of your hands?

Leonesse said...

Was there a box of gloves somewhere around there?

n.v. said...

Do we work at the same company Dale? I'm looking up "Hot As Fuck Dale" in the GAL tomorrow.

n.v. said...

Who are all these blogworld sluts fawning all over you? I own you.

In case you forgot,
Lola

FranIAm said...

OH good, that mean's I don't have to move my big arse to lose weight.

Snort.

Melly/Melody/or Mel said...

What goes in must come out..and that's how they get to us! Shit.

X. Dell said...

But what if the help is cute? I think you have to remain open-minded about these things.

And if you think about it, if they ask where you live, you just give them Honeypot's address.

Coaster Punchman said...

Let's have another look at today's lunch, Heather!

Dale said...

Stanger Danger! I'm ever vigilant Falwless.

The focus should be (with photos) on hand washing after sex PJ. And various other photos and maybe videos.

Usually the number of taps means how many months you'll be in jail Suze but in this case, it's a way of counting points. Weight Watchers is made up of a crafty bunch. And people.

That's a great comment Beckeye. I think we should test it and see just how far they're willing to go.

That might be a good scary movie Sklyer's Dad as long as it doesn't star John Goodman because I don't have that kind of time.

Is that with or without clothing Barbara? Should I take something off?

That show is much better than this post Katrocket. Those two crack me up. Spelling counts so I'm glad you took care of that.

They could reuse the old theme tune Cormac "Hello Larry", it'd be toe tapping good.

No Elizabeth, they replace the fine doughnuts usually served with ones that have their propaganda baked right in. Most people can't tell the difference though.

I'm wearing them now Leonesse, why?

We should definitely work at the same company n.v. I'm not just saying that for shits and giggles but chances are, there'd be both. You made me and you own me Lola. I continue to worship from not so afar.

Um, Fran? Where did that snorting noise come from? I have to ask.

Something stinks about their methods Melly.

You're right X. Dell, I just have to let it go.

You could sell that show to HGTV I'll bet CP.

Gifted Typist said...

How 'bout at campaign called Lose Work at Weight Watchers

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

God, I hate those work-related health programs -- whether employer-sponsored or things like that. I once worked at a place that had a huge annual health fair, with "free screenings" and crap like that. I was like, "Thanks, guys, but if I want to be jabbed w/ a needle, I go to the doctor." It's bad enough to have to come to work, let alone have blood drawn.

Grant Miller said...

Binge and purge.

the princess said...

right there in the bathroom? hahaha

larry h. said...

Well it could have been worse, mate? The Larry Craig sort of worse. LOL. How are you, my good man. I know its been a while. I spent the last summer catching up and relaxing from my first blistering semester at grad school. I'm back for a second round of torture, but I just had to stop by and say cheerio.

Katie Schwartz said...

What an odd place to post that. If you're squatting to drop a few mars bars, you're well on your way to losing a few pounds.

Dale said...

You should be working for them GT! That's excellent.

They get enough blood out of me in other ways Patrick so I'm with you. Keep your programs and charity hawking away from me! And the work too!

It's so simple isn't it Grant?

Something about a captive audience I think Princess.

Hmm, Larry Craig - Larry H. What's going on here?! Nice to know you're still there or here or somewhere Larry.

That's what I thought Katie! Come and help me with them. Not the Mars bars, the people.