9/10/2008

Questions For the Ages

If you see a grown woman walking down the street wearing what appear to be pyjama pants covered in question marks, should you stop and ask why?

24 comments:

Suze said...

You better not until I've had my coffee.

Tanya Espanya said...

You say, "Why did you take my pants?"

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

I dunno-- is she wearing a frumpy tee-shirt with stains on it AND flip-flops, too? 'Round here we count that as normal.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Is she topless? I think that matters.

Flannery Alden said...

You should recommend a nice bagel shop you know of.

Bluez said...

I think its acceptable to question why she's walking around in public like that. Did you ask?

Hahn at Home said...

Depends on how cute she is. I might just tell her I have the answer.

James said...

Not unless you want the Riddler on your case for harassing his girlfriend!

wapentake said...

Why stop at why? Surely, the garment demands interrogatives: Who? What? When? Wherefore? How many? How much? Maybe not that. Might one be so bold as to enquire...? WTF?

BeckEye said...

Or you could say, "Tranny?"

justacoolcat said...

Was it this guy?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You should cross over to the other side of the street.

FranIAm said...

I think life is much more about the questions than the answers... therefore it would have been much more jarring seeing a woman walking down the street with all the answers on her pajama pants.

the princess said...

i would be amusing to do so I think.

the princess said...

it would, i mean. can't type tonight

Falwless said...

I dunno. It's questionable.

(GET IT? QUESTIONABLE???!??!?!?!?!?)

(MAN THAT WAS GOOD.)

(Okay, not so much.)

(*cry*)

X. Dell said...

No, but I'd take plenty of pictures.

genn6 said...

Hell yeah, I bet she'd find that quite amusing! And if she didn't all the more funny for you...

Distributorcap said...

is that the korean bagel lady?

Slaygirl said...

Don't. She's reality impaired. Might start ridelling you somethin'.

Slaygirl said...

Ooh. James got there first! Damn him and his wit! Uh, Hey James...long time.

Dale said...

You look pretty today Suze.

Nobody could fill out your pants the way you do Tanya.

She was very normal then Cap'n. I'm sending her your way.

Sadly no Patrick, the visual interest was definitely confined to one area.

I do Flannery, to everyone, to take the heat off of me for scaling back my visits.

Should I have asked Bluez? Really? I question really whether I should have.

Hmm, cute is in the eye of the beholder Lori, next time, I'll take a photo before I pose the question and let you make up your own eye, I mean mind.

I don't need that kind of aggravation James so I employ my no questions asked and judgment later.

Who knew you were such a questionable guy Wapentake? You're hired.

She may have been a tranny mess but not a hot one Beckeye.

I wish it had been Justacoolcat, it was actually scarier than all of those photos.

I spend my life crossing the street to avoid these things Barbara, it'll stop when I get hit by another car I suppose.

Fran, you're delicious, no question!

You should have been here then Princess, but no, you're home practicing your typing!

Don't cry Falwless! It was great! (0kay good)(well not really but you're crying and I hate that). I love you? Okay it was pretty good.

Where's my trusty camera when I need it X. Dell? No, really, where is it?

She'd have to find it funny Genn6 or else she wouldn't be inviting the looks, stares and questions.

It well could have been her DistributorCap! I was blinded by the possibilities and only had time to fleetingly look at her face. It's all a blur. Now I'm hungry. Cheese bagel anyone? She's got bacon!

Reality impaired, I like that Slaygirl. Maybe she needs Ritalin too?

Jess Wundrun said...

I should get me some of those!

Dale said...

It's a question of whether it's this year's must have accessory Jess. Everyone should follow your lead.