11/23/2008

Church of the Poisoned Blog

It's Sunday and we all know what that means!  Time for Church!  

Being a recovering Catholic, I long ago decided the only church I would attend is the one in my heart.  Only problem is, every time I get there, it's full - not a seat to be had.  Bloody hell!

So, I make my way to the drive thru and do what I can to not worship false idols.  We all pray in our own way.

30 comments:

allison said...

Haha!

I have a hankering for the same thing, but I'm not sure my stomach will agree afterwards. Hope your Sunday is delish! ;)

FranIAm said...

I once the Blessed Virgin Mary in my latte. OK, that is a big lie, it was in my vodka, but that being a clear liquid, it is much harder to explain.

I think hash browns count as something. Body of potato and all that.

Signed,your favorite Catholic.

I am your favorite, aren't I? Let's try this... your favorite American Catholic. Don't want to offend any of your relatives who still practice!!

Some Guy said...

Is that the body of Christ? It looks scrumptious!

SkylersDad said...

I am also a recovering catholic. I used to try non-denominational churches, but those didn't work for me either!

michaelg said...

This morning I had the #11 (two sausage burritos, hashbrowns & coffee). It just needs to be done sometimes. It does.

Chris said...

I remember way back when in my halcyon days, back when the doctor used to let me eat food.

*sigh*

I'm relegated to carrot sticks, lettuce leaves, bark and small bits of dirt. Fortunately, carrot sticks are pretty yummy when you smear them with bacon fat, and lettuce isn't bad if you put a piece of pizza on it...

Suze said...

I said three Hail Mary's this morning along with an Egg McMuffin. I believe I'm good to go until next Sunday.

Cormac Brown said...

I've never prayed to hashbrowns, though I've had some that were so greasy and did me so wrong that they had me praying to God.

pistols at dawn said...

I must say, I was praying to a different God after a drunken 3am McD's run last night where I ordered half the menu, apparently. That God is named, "Wow, there is no human being yet created who needs an entire large shake."

Doc said...

It's okay Dale. God loves you and hash browns too.

Doc

Franki said...

Hey, I'm a recovering Catholic too and the only church I attend is the one in my pants.

Oh my, that was rude.

Bubs said...

Funny, there were no hash browns at our church this morning, but there was sausage gravy and biscuits.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Hash browns might be the only proof I might listen to that God exists.

I present further proof: Tim Hortons' Breakfast Sandwiches. There, I did it.

Coaster Punchman said...

I had hash brown nuggets from BK this morning. Can I get partial absolution from my sins since they were small?

the princess said...

amen to that dale. recovering catholic...I love that!

Sean Wraight said...

Intriguing...

I am left to ponder though? W.W.J.O ?

(What Would Jesus Order)

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Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

R'amen, brother.

Gifted Typist said...

My first thought was that it was a picture of a deformed tongue. And then I thought: Why is Dale worshiping at the altar of deformed tongues?

Hahn at Home said...

Is that a scrumptious deep fried faux potato hash brown? I saw one of those in a piece of toast once and put it on ebay.

BeckEye said...

I love how you don't even have to order a drink with McDonald's hash browns. The pound of grease helps wash it all down.

genn6 said...

I grew up in a family for whom the football stadium was church. Gramma: "You wanna pray? Pray the Browns win the damn game."

If I can worship a piece of pigskin and get away with it, you can certainly worship a hash brown and not get too much flack for it.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You need to pray for a little ketchup to go with that. It cuts the grease and makes it a healthy meal. Honest!

Melly/Melody/or Mel said...

I am partial to The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...so it's pasta when I pray! Wish there was a drive-thru pasta place.

Esther said...

Mmmm, I love looking at that hash brown. Nothing better than oily fried potatoes! Have you eaten it yet?

PJ said...

There must be a goddess of chocolate out there. I'd worship her.

Phronk said...

OM NOM NOM NOM

Dale said...

Sunday was delish Allison and I hope yours was too.

That Mary will show up anywhere it seems Fran. Of course you're my favourite even if you spell it differently.

He's been working out Chris. Holy hell it was good.

Pray to the hash brown Skyler's Dad, it works!

I don't mind thinking about your #11 Michael but I refuse to think about your #2!

You found the answer Chris, and you learned to pray/eat again!

Switch it around to one Hail Mary and three McMuffins next time Suze.

We all know that feeling, it's unholy Cormac!

The thought of one of those shakes, even a small one after drinking, makes me shake Pistols. Next time pray for the wisdom to order only one combo.

Thank you Doc, hash browns have gotten me through some rough spots, and not only the ones on my face.

Church in your pants Franki? That's one sure way to drive attendance (and other things) up.

You sound like you really know how to go to Church Bubs!

I've yet to try one of the Timmy's sandwiches Vegetable Assassin but I'm willing to convert if necessary.

Small ones CP? I thought you American types did everything big! Get back to church and try again.

I don't know where I heard the term Princess but I use it all the time, well not all the time, but at least when I think it's appropriate.

You know Jesus would be all over the hash brown love Sean but then he'd probably show off and make one feed a whole restaurant which would make me cry and shout 'Get Yer Own Damned Hashbrown'!

That's my favourite blessing now Cap'n. Thank you and R'amen!

I'm easy, that's why Gifted Typist, easy like Sunday morning.

You shall honour no faux hashbrowns Lori! It's real and it's spectacular.

Really, it's just the perfect meal (about 5 of them one after the other like shooters) Beckeye.

Thanks Genn6, I no longer feel the need to confess my greasier sins. Your Gramma had it going on didn't she?

I see the health benefits Barbara but for me, just pass the salt and pepper.

Drive thru pasta sounds like it's overdue for doing Melly! Get on that!

It's long gone Esther and so is its twin!

I don't care what shape the chocolate takes, I'll worship PJ!

Is that your eating sound Phronk? You sound just like I expected.

Leonesse said...

Having been a member of the Church of Sunday Motocross, spending my Sunday being baptized in dust, I applaud your choice.

Michaelg was right, sometimes it just must be done.

Phronk said...

It is indeed! Man, I thought I was the only one who constantly pictures what people sound like eating.

Dale said...

Now you and MichaelG are both right Leonesse. I've heard of your Church, loud and dusty but a lot of fun.

You're an unusual Phronk, Phronk, way to go!