3/03/2009

Do and Be Done With Me


With weather this cold, shouldn't I at least have a penguin egg to nurture?

24 comments:

Esther said...

You know, you're right. As usual I've been thinking only of myself while you've been thinking of others. I'm going out right now to find a penguin that needs my help. You've inspired me to do better!

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I'd offer you one of my own but I've got this great recipe for cookies...

Doc said...

"Do and Be Done With Me"

Now there is an ivitation that is tough to pass up. I've had several dates I wish would have said that.

Forget the egg Dale. Have a warm brandy and bask in the warm glow of the tv. Spring will be here soon enough.

Doc

Wings said...

I'd do it, but regurgitating my food to feed it when it hatches doesn't appeal to me. Yet.

Allison said...

I love the title to this post.

X. Dell said...

Penguin egg to nurture? I think that would depend on what you're eating.

Most people know that penguins mate for life. That's because penguin child support is through the roof.

SkylersDad said...

I can't add to anything that hasn't already been said here, but I did want to mention that wonderful banner up there! very nice!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I would like the whole penguin. Cute little buggers! Plus they look sort of like posh waiters so if I had a penguin he could bring me cocktails.

I think Manitoba might be too COLD for penguins.

BeckEye said...

I was so excited to read this post because I totally thought it was a come-on, but it's just about penguins.

Stupid penguins. All dressed up like they've got someplace to go.

Melly/Melody/or Mel said...

I am so happy to be living in California. Don't hate me because I am warm.

I do walk like a penguin though.

katrocket said...

Okay, I might have to hate Melly/ Melody/or Mel just for being so smug about being warm.

(I'm kidding Mel - I don't know you well enough to hate you. Yet.)

Dale - my love for you is melting a giant fucking hole in the ice. Feel the burn, baby!

Suze said...

Well I'd give you one of my eggs, but hell, have you seen how much you can sell your eggs for? No? Well, it's a lot!! You should read Cosmo, Dale. What else do you have to do in that cold weather?

Cormac Brown said...

How about a bagel covered in kim chee to nuture, instead?

Uh, my next to last KBL joke/reference for the 2009.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Bah! My eggs are probably way past the best before date. You can have the lot.

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

I'm sure Wal-Mart or Target stocks these.

Dale said...

I only think of others but generally as in 'why are you in my way?' Esther. I live to inspire.

Mmm penguin cookies! I'll be right over Imaginary Reviewer.

Clearly I am not drinking enough Doc. Thank you for the excellent advice.

Don't knock it until you've tried it Wings!

I do too Allison, it's from the Annie Lennox song 'Cold', appropriately appropriated!

hahahahahahaha X. Dell, I bet it is.

Chris Radloff made that for me Skyler's Dad, I like it too!

I'm sure it's balmy there Vegetable Assassin just like here. Brrr. Cocktails may be our only hope.

Thank you for pointing out what we are all thinking Beckeye, stupid effing penguins.

I promise to hate you for other reasons Mel.

Katrocket - why are you so good to me? Thank you for taking the time to fire the burn my way. Love and embers, Dale.

How much for one Suze? What will it turn into when I'm done?

Time for me to get her phone number for you Cormac. I can't wait to hear your last one :-)

Do the carton up nice for me Barbara.

I like the idea of eggs with little Target targets Cap'n. Then we just need to buy targets for the houses and I can go on a spree!

Grant Miller said...

Nice spring day here, dude. Come on down!

Nina (femme rationale) said...

haha i am cracking up over your post and the comments. seriously funny stuff. thanks for the laugh!

Gifted Typist said...

love the headline

Phronk said...

Hey didn't you hear? It's summer now! We can leave our houses again!

Chancelucky said...

Only if Morgan Freeman narrates.

Melly/Melody/or Mel said...

Well...which one of you sent the rain, wind, and chill my way?

I probably deserved it.

Dale said...

I couldn't make it Grant but thanks for the invite and sending a few warmer degrees up my way.

Nina, glad you enjoyed it, these commenters are golden.

Thanks GT, I really like it too.

You're right Phronk! It's a fecking miracle!

Pitch in and I'll see if I can hire him Chancelucky.

It wasn't me Melly, honest! Teehee.

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