Last Thursday, the mercury (do they still use mercury in anything but fish?) hit an astonishing 49 degrees Celsius with the humidity factored in (that's 120.2 degrees Fahrenheit!). "I'm melting, I'm melting" seems to be the refrain all over the continent.
Only an intrepid named
Sans Pantaloons could use
a video of me in full after work attire falling into the pool to illustrate how to help me help you. This graphic he created clearly outlines that A) I look like a pufferfish and B) I need to lose a few pounds.
Once I've managed those corrections, look for a mailer coming to you. For a mere $29.99, I'm willing to teach you all the right moves.
16 comments:
Wonderful! And you look stunning.
Love it!
I'm probably the only fool who left cool Vancouver to head to Toronto on Thursday. Talk about a shock to the system.
Awesome! The Jesufication of Dale!
lol @ Veg, and to Sans, that is some amazing work. The otherworldly Dale...
This rocks!!
Thanks Dale!
Then you shall have hobbits.
Why thank you Flannery, for not saying 'stunned'. :-)
You really picked a doozy of a day Allison!
Wait til you see what I can do with loaves and fishes Vegetable Assassin!
I've always been otherworldly but now I just feel like I'm hovering Gen.
It does indeed Rock Skyler's Dad. Sans is the man!
You've done it yet again Sans, that is so brilliant I can't stand it. I just finished watching LOTR again last week. Hobbits on the brain.
I always knew I was right to worship you all this time.
I adore the worship Beckeye but you've got to remember to put something in the collection plate!! :-)
I've been looking for a new church to join. Do you serve kool-aid at yours?
If you help me make it, I'll serve it Barbara!
Count me in for the video. You still take green stamps as payment don't you?
$29.99 is a little steep in this recession. Are you willing to discount that price to, say, $5.99? I'll make it up to you, Dale, when the economy comes back (the phrase "the economy comes back" just cracks me up).
Glad to see you're posting more than I am. Amazing!! Hope you are well ...
I'm sure you mean greenbacks Suze so I'll say yes!
I'll email you the discount code Zed, but don't mention it to anyone else!
Thirty bucks is a bit steep for me. I'll wait for your second coming. I reckon the price will be lower then.
Clearly I'm overpricing myself X. Dell. I feel like I've fallen from grace, directly into the pool!
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