Egg tempera weirdo
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Showing posts with label questions for the universe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label questions for the universe. Show all posts
9/10/2008
Questions For the Ages
If you see a grown woman walking down the street wearing what appear to be pyjama pants covered in question marks, should you stop and ask why?
7/31/2007
Beth I Hear You Calling
When I posed a few questions to the inestimably talented Beth, I had no idea I was going to keep her busy all weekend! Well, busy with at least one of the questions.
Here's answer number one.
Honest In-Jin
Jin asked me recently to do her. Ever the polite Canadian, I cooked up a little something for her and hit her with it right between the pies.
Her answers were nearly as delicious as some of the food porn photos she regularly shows off.
If you care for a taste, click here.
10/26/2006
5 (or so) Things
Innocent little Katie Schwartz tagged me with 5 Things You Don't Know About Me. I had to think about this. What do I want you to know that you don't already?
Disclaimer: Everyone on my list or who surfs by this post, please stop and give it a go by posting on your own blog or in the comments. Or I'll sic Baby Jesus on you. Some think he has magical powers.
1. I was promoted from kindergarten to Grade One. I sailed right through those two piece wooden puzzles and never looked back, except to laugh at the people still having trouble with the two piece wooden puzzles.
2. My parents once gave me away for about 8 months. Unfortunately, I was not adopted by a celebrity, I was given back. Fuckers.
3. I have a tattoo. If I've mentioned this before, it's because I'm old but not so old that my tattoo's saggy.
4. You're still thinking about number 2. aren't you? It was like Running With Scissors but with less medication and turmoil. Don't worry, I'm fine, just not rich like Augusten Burroughs is.
5. Sometimes, I end up laughing in the middle of sex. Listen to yourself and your partner sometime.
6. Bonus thing because #4 doesn't really count: I wish I wasn't so glib. I'm the glibbest mofo I know.
Disclaimer: Everyone on my list or who surfs by this post, please stop and give it a go by posting on your own blog or in the comments. Or I'll sic Baby Jesus on you. Some think he has magical powers.
1. I was promoted from kindergarten to Grade One. I sailed right through those two piece wooden puzzles and never looked back, except to laugh at the people still having trouble with the two piece wooden puzzles.
2. My parents once gave me away for about 8 months. Unfortunately, I was not adopted by a celebrity, I was given back. Fuckers.
3. I have a tattoo. If I've mentioned this before, it's because I'm old but not so old that my tattoo's saggy.
4. You're still thinking about number 2. aren't you? It was like Running With Scissors but with less medication and turmoil. Don't worry, I'm fine, just not rich like Augusten Burroughs is.
5. Sometimes, I end up laughing in the middle of sex. Listen to yourself and your partner sometime.
6. Bonus thing because #4 doesn't really count: I wish I wasn't so glib. I'm the glibbest mofo I know.
6/27/2006
Passion Of The Old Guy
Coaster Punchman brought an interesting point to light.
So I lit it, smoked it and now I'm blowing it back in your face.
You see my profile photo over there? ======>
Know what it is?
Or are you so young that you should be over at myspace pretending you're old enough?
Either way, let me know.
EDIT -- my avatar has changed but it used to be this:
So I lit it, smoked it and now I'm blowing it back in your face.
You see my profile photo over there? ======>
Know what it is?
Or are you so young that you should be over at myspace pretending you're old enough?
Either way, let me know.
EDIT -- my avatar has changed but it used to be this:
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