1/20/2009

Swap Meet

Robin Williams and Bono could switch places and very few people would notice.  This is what I believe.

23 comments:

glassmeow said...

...unless they're wearing short sleeved shirts - nobody is as hairy as Robin Williams!

Bubs said...

Oh God...

and now the nightmares begin.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I don't know about THAT, but I do know that if you placed both of them in a small cabin in the middle of nowhere, it would be a really convenient time to drop a bomb on it.

Mistress La Spliffe said...

Could? How about should?

michaelg said...

Would anyone notice if either just went away? I've had enough of each of their brand of crap to last me a lifetime.

Chris said...

Anyone ever notice that you never see the two of them at the same time?

Les Becker said...

You have a point there. Then again, so does glassmeow...

Doc said...

but which one did more cocaine?

Doc

Grant Miller said...

Except Robin Williams is much, much hairier.

Suze said...

Do you think they've ever done it? I mean switched places...not "done it" done it? Now I'm totally grossed out.

PJ said...

You know at first I thought you were talking about the washed-up British singer Robbie Williams. Weird.

Cormac Brown said...

Another poor misdirection on your part, Dale. Why don't you just admit that you are Eric Ripert?

FranIAm said...

Can they both just leave? I wouldn't notice, would you?

Mob said...

I don't know if I have faith in Bono's ability to make inane noises as comedy.

Though I haven't bought a U2 album in quite some time, perhaps he can.

BeckEye said...

You're not the only one. I've been telling people this for ages, but no one listens to me. It takes someone like you to make people open their eyes.

Also, I agree that the hairy arms would give Robin away every time.

Chancelucky said...

Was there some exact moment when Robin Williams completely stopped being funny?
I worry that it'll happen to me someday, maybe it already did.

Gifted Typist said...

Yeah, what is it with Robin Williams? HE sort of has Steve Martin disease.

genn6 said...

Robin def. did more coke than Bono and is much funnier...

Coaster Punchman said...

Is Bono enough of a spaz though?

Katie Schwartz said...

Daleish, I totally agree with you, as they get older they look more alike - so funny. I LOVE THEM BOTH with a screaming passion!!!

Dale said...

True enough Glassmeow, he's a beast isn't he? Imagine the nosehair issues he'll have in future.

I live to serve, the devil apparently. Go to sleep little Bubs.

Should be start a Bombs for Bono movement Vegetable Assassin? We could enlist Robin and trick him that way.

Should is what I should have said Mistress but I just couldn't.

They're both a little over the top and overexposed at least in my brain (and yours) MichaelG.

Absolutely true Chris, I think they learned from Michael Jackson/Diana Ross/any Jackson sister on this one.

We're very pointed Les, be careful.

That was me Doc but I'm over it, honest.

Hairier but not necessarily scarier Grant Miller.

I think they done done it both ways Suze.

He's too washed up to figure into the conversation PJ, stop thinking about him at once!

Hello, my name is Eric Ripert and I am a blogger. Thank you Cormac, I feel less dirty now.

I'd notice but only at the huge sucking sound which accompanies them whether they're there or not Fran.

Watch any of his performances Mob and you'll see he's fantastic at comedy. The bug eye glasses are the best prop ever.

Thank you for your continued brilliance Beckeye. We have to get together and compare more of our theories. I'll shave my arms, maybe nobody will be able to tell us apart.

It was so long ago Chancelucky that I can't remember the exact moment. It will never happen to you, I'm sure of it.

There doesn't seem to be a cure though GT which is the saddest thing of all.

I'm not convinced Genn6.

He can spaz it out pretty good I think CP.

I love you both Katie but not them both.

X. Dell said...

I don't know. I can't picture Bono saying "Shazbot."

But if a switch were good for Williams and Bono, then it must be good for U2.

Dale said...

I hear 'Shazbot' as the sound we'll hear when Bono hits the big bug zapper eventually X. Dell.