One of my biggest childhood dreams was to be able to burp the alphabet but I don't think I ever got past 'B'. Since then, I've given up on such lofty goals.
The only stupid human trick I can claim as my own is this weird thumb thing where I can push it flat down with my other fingers. It might not look like much but it's all mine.
Do try this at home. If you can do it, this blog post is free!
I'm already smarter
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