A lot of people in wheelchairs just look bored to me. I wonder if they long for a sense of speed and adventure? In my usual generosity of spirit, I am offering help.
Knowing how much fun those little remote controlled cars can be, I thought, why not remote controlled wheelchairs? With people in them.
After a few minor modifications to the chairs and providing complimentary helmets, all that would be left to do would be wait for the looks of joy on those faces as we, the bored and able bodied, helped them whiz their way right into a real life smash up derby! It's not like anyone would get much more hurt than they were already, right?
To any disabled folks who might find this offensive, please let it be known that I do not support dwarf tossing, that's just mean.
3 days ago