6/09/2007

Strange Magic

I believe this photo taken in my back yard to be either a crop circle or the tiniest hoax ever perpetrated.

Have I been listening to too much Coast to Coast AM as I drift off to sleep?

27 comments:

Writeprocrastinator said...

Dale,

See, you haven't been over for a few days, because if you had been over, you'd know that the squirrels are behind this. Ask Beth.

Allison said...

I was going to blame it on the squirrels as well, for others reasons though. Perhaps they took up golfing and produced a divot. They are evil, I wouldn't put it past them.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Do you have a dog? Do your neighbours have a dog?

Beth said...

Um, that was me. I tend to leave bald spots when I'm in the stalker crouch.

Beth said...

But I'll go along with Bubs and blame it on those nasty squirrels.

Tanya Espanya said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, what Beth said!

blog Portland said...

It does kind of look like poo that has been rained one. But what do I know? Everything, actually, provided the subject is poo.

Poo.

PinkFluffySlippers said...

I vote for dissolved dog poop. I wonder what that dog had for dinner?

Flannery Alden said...

Receding property line?

BeckEye said...

I thought for sure Flannery would blame it on Mel Gibson.

jewgirl said...

ok, point blank, what the fuck is that? it looks like vomit or a really bad case of psorisis. I spelled that wrong.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie,

"it looks like vomit or a really bad case of psorisis. I spelled that wrong."

No, you spelled it right, that's Psorisis, the sister of Isis. She's the Egyptian Goddess of (certain) Showers and thus, the brown patch in the lawn.

Mel said...

They're here!

Bubs said...

I have some extra batteries, bottled water and 500 yards of tinfoil if you need to line your windows and stay inside for a while...

Bluez said...

My bet is on the vomit not the poo.

Dale said...

They've been digging little holes all over the place, I know that much Wp!

I would pay to have a squirrel stand there while I take swings at it Allison.

Ah, Barbara, you've hit it on the head (not the squirrel's head). The mark was made by my dog who is no longer with us.

Beth, I encourage your one legged stalker crouch, it shows character but I can see your hair.

Tanya, I can see your belly, are you okay?

I will stop pooing in the yard at once Blog Portland. How the hell have you been?

Let's hope it was squirrel PFS!

Are you judging me Flannery? Receding and male pattern property line are touchy subjects!

You know what she's like Beckeye but at least she's learning to blame other things finally.

It's the ghost of dog pee Katie, now don't you feel bad?

Shazam! O mighty Psorisis-isis-isis. Isis used to spin around didn't she WP?

They walk among us Mel.

I'll take a tin foil hat to start Bubs and see what that wards off.

I think I just threw up a little in everyone's mouth who mentioned vomit Bluez.

Bubs said...

Well, Dale, for starters the tinfoil hat will ward off anyone talking to you on public transportation. We can proceed from there.

Writeprocrastinator said...

"Isis used to spin around didn't she WP?"

Good Lord, that she did, Dale! That she did!

X. Dell said...

I didn't know that you listened to C2C. The show didn't have that affect on me.

Were I you, I wouldn't look for aliens or UFOs. I'd look for a small dog with pinpoint accuracy.

Chancelucky said...

Very thoughtful aliens to market personal-sized crop circles.
I imagine crop-circle lite will be next along with crop-circles with no carbs or transfats.

Dale said...

Excellent idea Bubs, I'll be wearing mine to work tomorrow for a little Serenity Now!

I'd like to see those shows again now WP, I thought they were a bit cheesy even as a kid so they probably have aged so well.

I like C2C quite a bit X. Dell but it's on so late that I often end up asleep and in strange dreams. I love George Noory and his winning and accepting ways and Art Bell's healthy and at times cranky skepticism. As usual, the small dog wins!

I'll eat 200 pounds of anything with Zero Trans Fats because it's good for you Chancelucky, except of course the Frosted Mini Crop Circles. Who knows where they've been?

Writeprocrastinator said...

"I'd like to see those shows again now WP, I thought they were a bit cheesy even as a kid so they probably have aged so well."

What I've seen on VH-1's "I Love The 70's" and other shows makes me wonder what I dug about them in the first place, other than Isis being one third of my holy trinity of puberty (Raquel Welch and Lynda Carter being the others).

Jill said...

I knew it, you are an alien!!

Old Lady said...

Mole crickets

Dale said...

The power of the trinity is a force to be reckoned with WP!

I am an alien Jill! And a mole cricket too Old Lady! Now I have to look up mole crickets.

brian_57 said...

its a bald marine stalking your every move

Dale said...

You're not a bald marine are you Brian? :-)