12/15/2006

North Pole Dancer

I've never looked more ridiculous than this.

If you'd like to as well, go here.

Thanks Justacoolcat and Bre.

31 comments:

chelene said...

You look good. Who says horizontal stripes are a fashion faux pas?

justacoolcat said...

Green is your color and the Steve Madden Elf shoes are top notch.

jin said...

Thanks a LOT Dale!
I spent my only 15 minute break of the day making this???

I look like a tard. :-P

Anonymous said...

Very nice, Elf-man. I'm slightly afraid of elf nightmares after watching that though.

Anonymous said...

Smooth moves dude, smooth moves!

Creepy said...

Oh yes you've looked more ridiculous than that -- I've got the video to show it. Let's start the bidding at $1,000.

mellowlee said...

that was AWESOME Dale :)

Writeprocrastinator said...

Hey Dale,

You're it...

"At the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog."

katie schwartz said...

daleish, I saw that yesterday. I loved it. I thought I commented. wait, are you withholding my comments? are you banning me from passion of the dale?

note the horror in my voice, please.

the elf, hysterical. so funny. do they have anything jewey?

X. Dell said...

Nonsense. I think you look excellent in green.

Coaster Punchman said...

Well if I knew you better I would say "no, I've seen you look more ridiculous than that!" But we'll save that for later.

Molecular Turtle said...

I have to say that that was hilarious. I couldnt' stop laughing. You do have some amazing moves btw.

Geeti Das said...

Thank you the most surreal study break I have ever had. I will now go back to writing about security legislation with a deeper understanding of the underlying political issues, thanks to you.

Reese said...

DALEY!!

That is ADORABLE!! I love it!!

btw, have a great xmas ;-)

Dale said...

What can I say Chelene, I'm one of those lucky people who can do the stripey legs.

Your 'Thing With Two Heads' take on it was special too Justacoolcat. Thanks for showing me the way.

Jin, couldn't you learn your own moves? You're such a tard! :-)

Hope you slept okay after that PinkFS, I know I didn't.

I know Old Lady, smooth as crunchy peanut butter.

Creepy, trust me, nobody wants to see you and me together like that.

Thanks Mel, it's so stupid you have to laugh.

Oh, I'm it, Write Procrastinator, that's one thing I'm sure of. And stop legislating my fun, pushy commenter.

There's always a little horror in your voice Katie but I'd never keep you from commenting.

Thanks X. Dell, Christ you know it ain't easy (being green).

On any given day I can manage to look at least that ridiculous CP and luckily, I'm usually alone.

Thank you Molecular Turtle, I'm very proud of all I've accomplished in my short life but this is something very extra super special.

It's all about the interpretive dance Geeti Das. Include the video in your next paper and things will definitely happen for you.

Reese! Happy Christmas to you too! As usual - I miss you, get blogging again.

Bubs said...

How festive! Thanks for providing me with another great time-waster.

Anonymous said...

Dale,
You mentioned eating nothing but cookies in a post several weeks ago and that it helped you do several day to day chores around your home. I now have a context for it.
On behalf of the millions of children who benefit from your work up north there, thanks.
btw...does Santa really look like Tim Allen?

Jen said...

awesome...

Berry said...

Wooooo-weeeeee!!! That was SO much fun!! I'll need to find that perfect elf-able image for myself. Thanks for that, Dale!

Anonymous said...

thats the hottest thing i have seen in months. lmao!!! hahahahahaaa

okay so now... i have to do this. lol

ps... nice stockings.

Dale said...

My pleasure Bubs. If I'm going to help the world, it may as well be through wasting time!

All in a day's work Chancelucky! Tim Allen barely looks like Tim Allen, Santa's one of a kind baby.

Yes you are Jen, yes you are.

No problem Berry but the perfect elf image is me isn't it?

I might have gone with a different colour scheme Yas but the moves look like I could almost do them.

larry h. said...

You sir, are brave soul. I salute you, gladiator. Smooth moves indeed. :)

Tumuli said...

No, I don't think I could say you have.... But then again, neither would I!

Zed said...

You're quite a smooth dancer, Dale! Those dance lessons at the Arthur Murray Ballroom Studio have really paid off!

Ben said...

Brilliant Dale, I really need to learn some of your dance moves !!

Dale said...

Haha, thanks Larry H. I think that's the first and last time gladiator goes with my name.

Where's yours Tumuli? Come on, you know you want to.

Thanks Zed! It's all in the tights. Whatever that might mean.

Lessons are going cheap Ben, where's your entry. Show your moves.

Angela said...

Wow, are you ever limber...and those stockings...whew! Kinky hot!

Dale said...

I knew you'd love them on me Angela. You're so stripey forward!Dance!

Spinning Girl said...

hot stuff.

Dale said...

Why thanks Spinning Girl.

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