7/26/2007

Sorry About That

Don't you hate getting into an elevator that smells like someone has just farted in it? It wasn't me. Honest.

16 comments:

X. Dell said...

I'm in New York. The smell doesn't bother me a bit.

Bluez said...

LMAO

chelene said...

That worst is when after you get into the stinky elevator and someone else comes in after you. Awkward.

jin said...

Ewww....men are so gross.
:-P

mellowlee said...

Ew! haha! Or how about on a hot over crowded bus that you are stuck in for at least 45 minutes a day? Guk

Chris said...

Whatever, Dale. Whoever denied it supplied it, dude.

pistols at dawn said...

"Resorting to..." may be the best tag of the day.

Dale said...

I'm glad you didn't say 'I can barely smell it from here' X. Dell. You're a gentleman.

Happy to help Bluez.

Just another in my long list of fears Chelene.

Yes, and proudly so Jin.

That definitely was not me Mellowlee. Unless it was the 6:45 bus. That might have been me.

My mother used to say 'a dog smells his own stink' Chris.

I'm not sure I'm so proud of the distinction Pistols.

Holly said...

Someone just sent me a card with a guy holding his nose and asking, "Did someone make a jesus?" the caption underneath reads "Smells like jesus."

Which of course is not a way of denigrating our lord but simply an image of how religion poisons everything, even the air on elevators.

Writeprocrastinator said...

It was that lady from the bagel shop. All that kim chee, you know.

Dale said...

It smelled a lot like Jesus that day Holly! Why do I never get good cards like that?

She was making fun of me again just the other day Write Procrastinator. She asked me 'you no date anybody?' to which I said 'no' and she said 'that because nobody want you' and then she laughed. I just farted and walked away.

Johnny Yen said...

A friend in college had a joke:

"Two people on an elevator. One farts. Everybody knows who did it."

Hey, I didn't say "A friend in college had a good joke...."

Dale said...

Johnny, it only smelled a little, that joke.

genn6 said...

I agree with chelene on this one, and it wasn't me either.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

The stairwell at work smells like stinky feet lately. But elevator farts are worse, although less lingering.

Dale said...

It's all very awkward Genn, especially the denial part.

I'm too lazy to take the stairs Barbara so you can't pin that one on me!