It smelled a lot like Jesus that day Holly! Why do I never get good cards like that?
She was making fun of me again just the other day Write Procrastinator. She asked me 'you no date anybody?' to which I said 'no' and she said 'that because nobody want you' and then she laughed. I just farted and walked away.
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I'm in New York. The smell doesn't bother me a bit.
LMAO
That worst is when after you get into the stinky elevator and someone else comes in after you. Awkward.
Ewww....men are so gross.
:-P
Ew! haha! Or how about on a hot over crowded bus that you are stuck in for at least 45 minutes a day? Guk
Whatever, Dale. Whoever denied it supplied it, dude.
"Resorting to..." may be the best tag of the day.
I'm glad you didn't say 'I can barely smell it from here' X. Dell. You're a gentleman.
Happy to help Bluez.
Just another in my long list of fears Chelene.
Yes, and proudly so Jin.
That definitely was not me Mellowlee. Unless it was the 6:45 bus. That might have been me.
My mother used to say 'a dog smells his own stink' Chris.
I'm not sure I'm so proud of the distinction Pistols.
Someone just sent me a card with a guy holding his nose and asking, "Did someone make a jesus?" the caption underneath reads "Smells like jesus."
Which of course is not a way of denigrating our lord but simply an image of how religion poisons everything, even the air on elevators.
It was that lady from the bagel shop. All that kim chee, you know.
It smelled a lot like Jesus that day Holly! Why do I never get good cards like that?
She was making fun of me again just the other day Write Procrastinator. She asked me 'you no date anybody?' to which I said 'no' and she said 'that because nobody want you' and then she laughed. I just farted and walked away.
A friend in college had a joke:
"Two people on an elevator. One farts. Everybody knows who did it."
Hey, I didn't say "A friend in college had a good joke...."
Johnny, it only smelled a little, that joke.
I agree with chelene on this one, and it wasn't me either.
The stairwell at work smells like stinky feet lately. But elevator farts are worse, although less lingering.
It's all very awkward Genn, especially the denial part.
I'm too lazy to take the stairs Barbara so you can't pin that one on me!
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