8/03/2007

And Now For Something Completely Different...


An interview! Can you imagine it? This time though it's with someone far, far away.

Mistress LaSpliffe's take on life is interesting enough to keep me captivated but the way she caresses and harnesses the language makes me want to think up new ways to say things. Oh, and she's really good at swearing so she's an instant superstar in my mind.

With interests like opera, food and revolution, how could you go wrong? Ready? Here we go.

6 comments:

Beth said...

Damn, Dale; you're like the Barbara Walters of the blog set. Except for that whole X/Y chrome thing. And we hope you haven't reverted to the vaselined camera trick ... yet.

Dale said...

No vaseline on the camera lens Beth but I do smear it on everyone's eyeglasses just in case.

Bubs said...

Dale, I think if I ever screw up really badly, and really publicly, I'm going to ask to be interviewed by you as part of my campaign to rehabilitate my public image. You're way better than that humpback freak Larry King.

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm with Bubs.

Beth said...

I like that smearing-the-eyeglasses idea!

Dale said...

I'm ready for the day Bubs, I've got part one of your redemption speech already written. Thank you for the humpback compliment.

I'll get to work on your defense too just in case Coaster Punchman.

Can you help me perfect it for contact lenses too Beth?