There were plenty of features on people like Her Thighness, The Duchess of Pork promising to eat all the land mines or something like that and of course it's always a kick to see David Beckham who never gets magazine time but where oh where could my beloved Canadians be?
Then at last, I found one. Hello Alan Thicke!
Alan and his lovely child bride were featured in a glossy spread giving me all the evidence I need that Canadians can be just as creepy as creepy people from other lands.
When asked about his son Robin's music and lyrics, Alan had this to say:
He's always loved the ladies and that always fuels anybody's ability to write about romance. I love his romantic side - I think it's a little strange that my wife and I put on his CD to listen to late at night. It works for us, too!" [Laughs]
I laughed too, right through the puke.
Was it wrong for me to expect more from the man who co-wrote the theme song for Diff'rent Strokes?