8/15/2007

An Idea That Won't Get Off The Ground

To help honour the King in a way that also gives comfort to the many weary devotees lining up outside Graceland tonight, may I recommend...




Careful getting up!

26 comments:

Jill said...

I didn't know your were that old, Dale!!

Writeprocrastinator said...

"Careful getting up!"

Thank you very much, uh-huh.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

That looks like the perfect place to eat a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Chancelucky said...

You're reminding us that the king died on the throne?

The Freelance Cynic said...

Wow! What an amazing idea. It's that the one in your home?

Tenacious S said...

Finally, a throne fit for the King.

Flannery Alden said...

Does it come in black?

Winter said...

Possible new office chair.

Beth said...

It should be gold-plated.

Mob said...

With sequins, don't forget the sequins.

gifted typist said...

In 40 or 50 years from now that contraption will be the friend of every single person that commented on this post

pistols at dawn said...

As a 9-year-old, I just wanted to say: thanks for the poop humor.

Tanya Espanya said...

Please please write about "The Poo Chair"! I beg you!

Bubs said...

Interesting. I saw an assembly very similar to that used (with the lid closed, of course) to provide a stable platform to hold a woman's head down while her husband beaned her repeatedly with a ballpeen hammer.

The version you show is nicer, though.

chelene said...

I'm confused. Is that a wheelchair/toilet? What the hell is going on there?

Dale said...

I'm that old Jill.

My pleasure Write Elvisinator.

I knew you'd see it my way Barbara.

It's just another service I provide Chancelucky.

Yes, it's my personal um, seat, Freelance.

Please be seated Tenacious, the show's about to start.

For you Flannery, yes, special price for you too.

They don't have them where you work Winter? Makes me feel sad for the rest...

The toilet paper is made out of old jumpsuits Beth, it'll be class all the way.

Be careful sitting down Mob!

You're so right Gifted Typist, now I feel bad. Okay, no I don't.

I'm trying to keep a level playing field Pistols.

Haha, I doubt that would be funny to anyone but us Tanya.

You say the darndest things Bubs! Ouch.

It is a bit of a confusing monstrosity Chelene.

Malcolm: said...

I wonder if Elvis, Lenny Bruce, and Jim Morrison compared notes in the hereafter.

Jill said...

If you are that old, did you put a walker to your Christmas list??

X. Dell said...

Well, sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Dale said...

If they have compared notes, they're probably written on toilet paper Malcolm.

I'm hoping to be dead by Christmas Jill.

And sometimes when you've fallen, you can't get up X. Dell.

Jill said...

What should we put on your tomb stone??

Dale said...

Just put DEAD on it Jill. Thanks.

jewgirl said...

oh, you do make me laugh, child.

Dale said...

When it works, it's so good! The laughing, not the sitting.

PinkFluffySlippers said...

Who doesn't need a little help getting off the john now and then?

Dale said...

As long as it's not an ambulance attendant, I guess I'm all for the help PFS!