I knew it would happen sooner or later.
Someone very near (sometimes too near) and dear to me has dissed me. And misquoted me.
I blame it on the hormones (in all that junk food she's feeding the tapeworm).
Oh, it's on.
Some of our telephone conversations are much more brilliant than can be captured for their blogability. We talk on the phone on accounta the restraining order.
10 hours ago