5/22/2007

This Is Not A Love Song

These are some of the words I refrained from using in the last post. Don't you think that shows a certain amount of decorum?




gladhand


firm grip


birdie


swing


balls


swing


stroke


back nine


hole in one

24 comments:

Old Lady said...

Using golf terms to get your freak on! Any way the eatery post will be after the ones I'm workin on, k?

Johnny Yen said...

Your restraint is only rivalled in your overtowering modesty...

Moderator said...

Things for resisting the urge to use those double entendres.

But nice ball pic.

Tenacious S said...

Mmmm, I love it when you talk golf.

Tenacious S said...

Oooo, and is this a PIL reference for me?

deadspot said...

Every time you use a niblick, god kills a kitten. Golfing is filthy.

Creepy said...

Sounds like the makings of a gnarly Mad Lib!

Cup said...

You should never refrain from a good gladhand, firm grip, or stroke.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You forgot hole marker.

BeckEye said...

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....you said balls.

Anonymous said...

Putter.

Dread Pirate Jessica said...

I've just looked up 'gladhand', and it seems I've been using it in the wrongest way possible for the past couple of years. My way was much better though.

mellowlee said...

Golf terms are kind of interesting. Thanks for pointing that out haha

Mob said...

You dirty dirty golfer, you.

Jill said...

Is somebody was having to much time on his hand??

Dale said...

All in good time Old Lady, no pressure.

Indeed Johnny Yen, indeed.

I'm glad I didn't put a picture of more than one ball there Grant.

The reference was indeed for you Tenacious S, you deserved it after all the bad songs I planted in your head. And yes, who knew golf was so damned suggestive?

But there are so many uses for dead cats Deadspot! You've seen the cartoons haven't you?

Then I've sunken to the appropriate low I was going for Creepy! Yay!

Beth, you're a wise woman. And thank you for not saying 'never shrink from...'

Hole marker. Barbara, you always give good service.

It was just an idea bouncing away Beckeye and I went with it.

That sounds more like an order PFS. I'll take it.

I'm sure your way is more interesting Mistress LaSpliffe. I was thinking of it when I saw the photo of me in the car - gladhanding, kissing babies and then it all sounded too dirty. And look what I ended up with. Tsk tsk.

I like the almost nervous haha at the end of your comment Mellowlee.

Hilarious Mob, I'll be over to pick your game brain soon since I had to be like you and get a Wii. I wonder what we'll do next.

Yes Jill, but the other one is free.

mellowlee said...

Yeaaaahh...I was just going over all the golfers that I know in my mind, and really starting to wonder about people who play the sport ;O)

X. Dell said...

You're right. It's a good idea to avoid risque terms, generally speaking. Of course, many people (most of them golfers) regard golf as an obscenity. So to be on the safe side....

Joe said...

Well played, Dale!

I've never in my life seen Public Image Ltd and golf juxtaposed so beautifully.

Dale said...

They take their clubs firmly in hand and start shooting Mel, that's all I know.

The pants are great though aren't they X. Dell?

Everything I do, I do it for you (now) Bubs, haha.

Jill said...

I will not ask what you are doing with the good one!!
You are lucky I don't have enough time, I might have did the extra miles to go see you(I'm down in Québec!)

Dale said...

I knew my spider sense was tingling for a reason Jill. Just look for the fire and the hillbillies and that's next door to where I live.

Jill said...

I thought you were the hillbillies!!

Dale said...

Thanks Jill. Was it the cut off jean shorts that gave me away?