Some of us are barely able to type, let alone record things and post them, you captain of industry.
I officially stopped getting those emails after I got one saying, "As someone who's purchased 'Army of Darkness,' you might want to purchase 'Monkeybone.'" I wrote them a long email, indicating the number of reasons I wouldn't like that movie (they were, "I've seen other movies," "I'm not retarded," and similarly eloquent comebacks). Perhaps this audio blog is just the shot across the bow they need!
Amazon.com's been my gal over the past year, but she's obviously two-timing me.
Well, Dale, I think I'll follow your lead and step back from the relationship. If you want her for yourself, by all means take her. I've lost interest.
Hmm, that's interesting because Amazon always seems to know what I like. Maybe if you knew how to keep it satisfied, it would pay more attention to your needs.
I enjoy the eloquent comebacks Pistols at Dawn, and "I'm not retarded" is something I've been pushing for years about myself with varying degrees of success.
Hi AC - he was excellent in the film too. Glad you enjoyed the show. If anyone else is puzzled, I had commented on AC's good fortune at having seen Gogol Bordello in concert here when I was too stupid to even know they were near. I'd mentioned the lead singer's role in the film Everything is Illuminated.
I can't even talk about it right now Barbara (unless it's an audio blog). Damned Amazon!
You should only buy directly from me Marloes, I'll need a bit of your credit information to start.
I'm saddened that our budding relationship may suffer because of your presumption Suzel.
X. Dell, don't be too hasty. I've been seeing the other Amazon, you know, Amazon.ca? I'd hate to have you sever all ties over this.
You're right Beckeye, it takes two to tango and two to really fuck things up, I share the responsibility. I may order the colouring book and see if that helps.
There is no way I will ever be as organized as Amazon seems to want me to be Allison. Glad you're enjoying my misery though.
I listened to Doc's audio and it was excellent Flannery, he's got the goods! As for the Carmel Sutra, that sounds sexy and sinful!
I always knew you'd get me in bed Beth, matter of time! When you're finished there, get on the audio!
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Some of us are barely able to type, let alone record things and post them, you captain of industry.
I officially stopped getting those emails after I got one saying, "As someone who's purchased 'Army of Darkness,' you might want to purchase 'Monkeybone.'" I wrote them a long email, indicating the number of reasons I wouldn't like that movie (they were, "I've seen other movies," "I'm not retarded," and similarly eloquent comebacks). Perhaps this audio blog is just the shot across the bow they need!
I haven't seen the movie yet.. but if he is anything like the concert it must be intense.
You would have enjoyed it
It's so obvious that Amazon is just married to you for the pension plan. When was the last time you guys even held hands?
Thank god I don't buy from amazon..:)
Podcast..now Ive heard of peas in a pot but podcast doesn't ring a bell
Dear Daire:
Just letting you know "I'm thinking of you"....but cleary I don't know you at all. I thought you were a Barnes & Noble kind of guy. My bad.
I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm utterly shocked.
To think I had to find out this way.
Amazon.com's been my gal over the past year, but she's obviously two-timing me.
Well, Dale, I think I'll follow your lead and step back from the relationship. If you want her for yourself, by all means take her. I've lost interest.
Hmm, that's interesting because Amazon always seems to know what I like. Maybe if you knew how to keep it satisfied, it would pay more attention to your needs.
Amazon is quite presumptuous. And its all about the lists, they really want to attempt to make us organized.
I am loving your audio blogs!
Doc's got an audio post. I have to get one on mine. And screw Amazon! How dare they not understand you!
Let me know if you want to sit down and binge on a pint of Carmel Sutra ice cream and kvetch. I'll be there for you.
Huh. Amazon has never e-mailed me, except for their MP3 Associates Program.
BTW, I'm enjoying lying in bed listening to your voice WAY too much. I gotta do one of them podcast thingies.
I enjoy the eloquent comebacks Pistols at Dawn, and "I'm not retarded" is something I've been pushing for years about myself with varying degrees of success.
Hi AC - he was excellent in the film too. Glad you enjoyed the show. If anyone else is puzzled, I had commented on AC's good fortune at having seen Gogol Bordello in concert here when I was too stupid to even know they were near. I'd mentioned the lead singer's role in the film Everything is Illuminated.
I can't even talk about it right now Barbara (unless it's an audio blog). Damned Amazon!
You should only buy directly from me Marloes, I'll need a bit of your credit information to start.
I'm saddened that our budding relationship may suffer because of your presumption Suzel.
X. Dell, don't be too hasty. I've been seeing the other Amazon, you know, Amazon.ca? I'd hate to have you sever all ties over this.
You're right Beckeye, it takes two to tango and two to really fuck things up, I share the responsibility. I may order the colouring book and see if that helps.
There is no way I will ever be as organized as Amazon seems to want me to be Allison. Glad you're enjoying my misery though.
I listened to Doc's audio and it was excellent Flannery, he's got the goods! As for the Carmel Sutra, that sounds sexy and sinful!
I always knew you'd get me in bed Beth, matter of time! When you're finished there, get on the audio!
It is sexy and sinful. Just what the doctor ordered for a "break."
BTW: You're wish is my command. Flannery speaks.
You done good Flannery, just awesome, you couldn't even hear the fleas in the background! :-)
Dale,
I could see your audio essays doing really well, as in commercially.
Ok Dale. Enough of that crap. When are you going to talk dirty to us?!
;-P
Ha Dale, you funny man!
Love, Korean Bagel Lady
That's a nice thought Chancelucky.
I already am Jin, you have to play them backwards.
Coaster Punchman, leave Daire arone, he mine, Love, KBL
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