Now that I’m back in the office after a few days off, it’s right back to the grind I know so well, work avoidance.
Over the past few hours, my mind’s been heavy with a problem that I think only that bastion of justice Maury Povich may be able to help put to bed.
Tanya Espanya has been implying that I had something to do with the creation of a hideous monster who’s been dominating her life over the past few months. Please see here.
I did not have sex with that Spaniard.