Recently, her delicious contest (number four in a series) asked for a caption to accompany a photo of tanning expert Britney Spears.
Being the sort to enjoy an occasional bit of submission, I ponied up and gave her my best shot along with a couple of dozen other people.
Well, you’ll never guess what -- I won!
I am now officially a Firecrotch of the Month award winner!
Do Nobel Prize winners get such a bold and beautiful badge to display? I think not but then, I don’t know anything about the Nobel Prize.
For all you do Beckeye, this firecroctch is for you! Actually, it’s for me, so thanks!
18 comments:
Congratulations.
Is this the sort of award where you get to stand up and thank all the little people without whom this wouldn't have been possible?
Well played, sir! However, since I also entered, I have now begun a secret seething resentment of you. Fortunately for you, you live far away and my rage usually buckles under the weight of my incredible laziness, so as yet, there's nothing to fear.
You outplayed me in the contest also Dale. Since I don't have a passport or even know where Canada is on a map - you're safe for now.
I envy you your firecrotch sir. Well played!
Congratulations, Dale, although I'm hoping to take the prize next time.
Dale, not only are you the foamiest, you are the geechiest and on top of that, now you are crotch-tastic (all good things, BTW)!
Should I adjust the badge to read "Fileclotch of the Month" so the Korean bagel lady can understand?
If you want me to thank you Gifted Typist, just say so!
I enjoy secret resentments Pistols at Dawn. I hope you feel there's nothing to fear from me either. I'm almost sure there isn't.
Thankfully, we're such a tiny country Suzel that the only people that can find us are people that want to sneak into the US.
Better a firecrotch than a weenie waver any day Bubs!
I hope you take the prize too X. Dell, you're ready to be on fire, I know it.
Geechiest? I'm not sure I want to explore that side of myself but I'll take it, thanks Write Procrastinator.
I'll just say it to her that way Beckeye and all will be well with the word, I mean world.
"Fileclotch of the Month"
A ha ha ha!!
I know Bella, she should be giving herself the awards. I'm pretty sure she'll be winning one of Barbara's Labia (for funny labels) awards soon.
Congratulations Dale. Do you get to buy another goat for winning this one?
I need a new schtick Chancelucky, the goat never calls, never writes, sigh.
No, but Nobel Laureates do get a parking spot with their name on it at the UC Berkeley campus, which is like winning the $400m lottery.
Congratulations, firecrotch boy.
(Since you've reached the upper echelons), I don't even know you anymore. Prick.
Thanks for the education on that Hahn, maybe it's time to gun for the parking spot.
Did you ever really T?
That is too funny! Mazel tov f-crotch daddy of doom.
Blessed are those (me) that have no idea what firecrotch means, and no...I do not want to either.
But...if you won it, you can have it..:)
I'm on fire Jewgirl, fire I tell ya but it hurts so good!
Some things we don't all need to know Marloes, you're safe here as long as there's a certain level of misunderstanding.
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