I generally like giving to charity because it takes me off the hook from having to participate. Someday, someone'll cure something and I'll be able to turn my attentions elsewhere.
What bothers me is the number of requests that come at you from all sides. I know how it must feel for those poor lottery winners, only without the money.
So, I've decided that until they can cure Mouth Breathers, I'm done with the donations. Once you've got that under control, call me.