10/21/2006

Now How Do You Find Me?

A few of the searches that can lead a person to my blog or simply astray:


18 comments:

X. Dell said...

I wonder. Do oyster dominatrixes wear pearls?

jin said...

I'd like a blizzard of tiny kisses please.

How do I add that to my cart?

Can I pay with a COD?

What if I want MORE?

Creepy said...

But of course, that's how I would describe you Dale: a blizzard of tiny kisses. That should come as no suprize to you.

Coaster Punchman said...

Ok, I'll admit I was looking for a dominatrix who was into Rocky Mountain Oysters, but I didn't know it would bring me to you.

CP

Dale said...

You know they do X. Dell. You New Yorkers pay for everything.

You can't pay with a COD Jin but maybe another type of fish.

Creepy, you say the weirdest things. But I have been known to describe myself that way too.

Of the many roads that lead to me, only a few are dead ends CP.

chelene said...

I don't know how I missed those comments referencing me! For future refernce, I don't have to iron my nurse outfit Dale...it's vinyl and very short.

Bubs said...

I see the next great contest idea here:

Write a short story using all the search terms that have led people to Dale. Should make for interesting reading.

Ben Heller said...

I wish I got some of these exciting keywords.

Somebody, somewhere has probably typed "Passion Of The Dale" and got
'rockymtoystersdominatrix.com' in the results.

Anonymous said...

I got "girl fucked monkey" today.....

mellowlee said...

Site meter isn't listing the references for my blog :( BOO! Is there another way I can see how people find me Dale?

I love these ones:
Spanking mister kd
can of tomato sauce left over night a
and
rocky mt oysters dom

People are freakin weirdos man.

Dale said...

I knew you'd deliver the goods Chelene. I won't even comment on your recent post and what might end up on display.

Good idea Bubs. I did a post like that once on somebody's suggestion but they weren't wearing the same hat as you.

Do you know how much time I spend stacking Google with interesting references to my site Ben? It's tiring work.

So many things I could say Shroom. I'll just go with Wow!

I'm not sure Lee, slap it around a little. Get all Rocky Mountain on it's ass.

justacoolcat said...

I found you the old fashioned way, I payed a hooker.

Berry said...

Dude, these just don't make any sense. I mean, sure... if it had said "Spanking Matt Lauer while sipping tomato juice during a dominatrix war"... but these other things are just absurd.

Dale said...

He never shuts up about you Coolcat.

They make sense if you're mildly retarded or if you click them and see how they managed their way into my posts Berry.

Beth said...

Do you always stay with Matt Lauer when you're in NYC? You travel in some impressive circles, Dale.

Grant Miller said...

Hey, I have that URGHH! A Music War!

justacoolcat said...

Who says you can't buy that kind of publicity?

Dale said...

Always Beth. Unless Barbara Walters is having a slumber party. Telling ghost stories is never better than when Hugh Downs has a flashlight to his chin.

The movie or the soundtrack Grant? I've got the movie. Keep that on the download though.

You can buy anything with my kind of blog money CC.