10/31/2006

Run Devil Run

It's Halloween!

Since I've got a cold and want to do my part, I'll be slumped by the front door with a big pot of chicken noodle soup and a ladel. Bring it on kids!

12 comments:

Angela said...

Happy Halloween, you sexy mofo!

Bubs said...

Thank goodness someone is thinking about the children.

I was thinking of giving out airplane-size bottles of vodka and some Jack Chick bible tracts.

Coaster Punchman said...

One word: Oscillococcinum. It's magic, I swear. But you have to take it at the very start of a cold for it to be effective.

I use it and I almost never get a full fledged cold.

Thus sayeth CP.

CP

Tenacious S said...

Hey, if they're carrying a plastic pumpkin they've got a perfect receptacle.

Mob said...

Feel better, and I hope the kids appreciate you sharing your chickeny wealth with them.

chelene said...

Curmudgeon.

jin said...

Dale, CP knows what he sayeth.

I will agree with him on this 100%.

Too bad I don't live near you, cos I'd pop over with a basket full of sweets, tea & several vials of Oscillococcinum.

Another good one is Dr. Singha's Mustard Bath. That's sweats any & all bugs out of you!!!

Feel BETTER!

PinkFluffySlippers said...

Poor dear. I'll bet you're covered in soup right about now. Those candy-grubbing brats are dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Then there's the old 50 mg of Zinc a day & coconut mounds. That auter do the trick!

Dale said...

You too Angela, and you sealed it with a kiss like you always do!

I like your idea Bubs but really, soup must come first! You can't have the kids drinking on an empty stomach can you? Got blood on your face, you big disgrace.

That sounds a little gynecological CP but if you sayeth so, I believe.

I think of everything Tenacious S. After you tell me.

Mob, why do I feel dirty just reading the words chickeny wealth?

Can't you just bake it in Jin? That's a fine offer and if you were nearby I'd definitely expect it!

It's okay Pink Fluffy, I have the ladle in one hand and my gun in the other. It's cumbersome but it works for me.

I'm all in for anything that involves coconut mounds Old Lady! I zinc I love you.

X. Dell said...

So, have you finished cleaning all of the egss and toilet paper off of your house or apartment yet?

Dale said...

They love and fear me and my ladle X. Dell.