Earlier today, I saw a simple sign posted. Black letters, yellow background. Two words.
Bird Problems. No question mark after the Bird Problems. No if you've got bird problems wait don't run. Just Bird Problems. And a phone number.
So, I'm guessing that if you call, you'd hear someone say
A crow leaves Orillia travelling northeast at 7 kilometres per hour and at an elevation of....
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9 hours ago