6/03/2006

99 Problems And A Bird Ain't One

Earlier today, I saw a simple sign posted. Black letters, yellow background. Two words.

Bird Problems. No question mark after the Bird Problems. No if you've got bird problems wait don't run. Just Bird Problems. And a phone number.

So, I'm guessing that if you call, you'd hear someone say

A crow leaves Orillia travelling northeast at 7 kilometres per hour and at an elevation of....

6 comments:

A. Estella Sassypants said...

Or they cut off your middle finger upon request.

Dale said...

Or put it back on if it's been cut off!

justacoolcat said...

I think it's Giz's new band. They are now doing weddings, the funky chicken costs extra.

Dale said...

I'll have to let her know that her publicist is doing a great job, many miles and even a country between us.

gizmorox said...

That's why I pay him the big bucks! The secret is that you can only get into our shows if your outfit somehow incorporates feathers...

Dale said...

Does it count if I've eaten KFC? Wait a minute, that ain't chicken so that's out. Um, help me here.