6/03/2006

Sign Language For The Hard Of Learning

I was in a store today and there was a sign taped to the Coke cooler near the cash register saying Absolutely No Food Or Drink Allowed In The Store At Any Time.

9 comments:

Reese said...

Dale, you gave your blog a makeover!

Dale said...

A tiny one. To match my tiny brain.

A. Estella Sassypants said...

Swanky new blog template.

And I snarfed at the sign. Snarfed I tell you. Fine example of stupidity leaks sprouting all over these countries at every moment.

Dale said...

Snarfed you say. Excellent!

I see your new Estella's Revenge issue is up and running.

Congrats on keeping the busiest schedule in the blog world!

justacoolcat said...

I love logic puzzles. Especially with a philosophical edge, I would have had to start under the premise they didn't want me to open the cooler. You know, things in the cooler aren't really in the store. So it's figure out how to get the cooler out of the store.

Then it's simply remove the soda.

The tricky parts would be the food situation, stealing a semi, and an alibi.

Saviour Onassis said...

Yes, it's so clean and white here now. Like a hospital! This is a much better place to "dissect and skewer" your passions, Dale.

Dale said...

Excellent work breaking it down coolcat, made me laugh.

Made me laugh so hard that I've been admitted to hospital. Finger painting starts in 20 minutes. Wheeeee!

A. Estella Sassypants said...

Why thank you, Dale. I think I'll get that tatted on my forehead.

Dale said...

I want to see a picture of that Andi!