6/18/2006

Things I Wish I'd Said

14 comments:

Rinda Elliott said...

I love this saying. Thanks for visiting my blog. :)

Holly said...

I'm afraid I just could never do it, because I'd scarcely be able to take three steps before I'd say, "Why the hell would anyone buy such ugly, uncomfortable shoes?" and take the damn things off.

Mob said...

Hey, free shoes! Thanks, sucker! I have to agree with Holly though, my luck I'd probably get stuck with some really hideous, 20 yr old workboots or something. Note to self, criticise nicely dressed, businessman types.

Dale said...

Hi Rinda, enjoyable t-shirts in your store.

You've got the criticism part down Holly! Excellent work. So maybe you could just pitch the shoes back at them from a safe distance?

I generally have that kind of luck too Mob but remember, shoes first, then criticize.

Excuse me fine sir, I say, could I borrow your shoes a moment? Then hit him with the sucka!

Saviour Onassis said...

I read that sentence about eight times before I gave up trying to understand what it means. Okay, I admit it. I read it like eighty times. I think I have it memorized and will use it to confuse people.

For me, this is the equivalent of "How am I not myself?" from I Heart Huckabees.

Dale said...

Give me your shoes Saviour, I've got something to say.

Oh, and I really hearted I Heart Huckabees.

justacoolcat said...

and if they aren't wearing shoes step on their toes. No one is running after you for stealing their shoes if you've preemptively toe stomped.

That and I'd like my Kenneth Coles back please. Mail the Canadian liver and onions separately.

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

hA!

Dale said...

You're not the toe stomper from Polyester are you CoolCat? I had such a different image of you.

Instead of the Kenneth Cole, could you wear some Steve Madden? I might run off with those.

Liver and onions are always sold separately.

Dale said...

And ultra toast mosha god? hO!

Jill said...

And what would you do if you are a man why a size 10 that critized a woman with size 8 high heel???

Dale said...

Of course I would criticize that Jill, you made my feet hurt!

Jill said...

Pain will make you realise that your are still alive!
I just wanted to imagine a guy wearing my high heels, found the idea funny!!lol

Dale said...

Funny as long as the guy isn't me!