5/29/2006

Bet She'll Have Nice Sideburns

So Angie and Brad have now produced the best baby ever to be born. And they named it after a Neil Diamond song.

I still haven't gotten over the fact that Angelina broke up with her brother.

8 comments:

Bre said...

I want to fix the spelling of the baby's name. Shiloh Nouvelle

Mob said...

Wasn't Shiloh the name of some kids movie about a dog?

Odd choice, but I suppose Ol' Yeller would've been even worse...

Mob said...

Wasn't Shiloh the name of some kids movie about a dog?

Odd choice, but I suppose Ol' Yeller would've been even worse...

Robert said...

Broke up with her brother? I wasn't aware that she had.

Those people revolt me. The more they reveal about their true selves, they less attractive they become.

Saviour Onassis said...

I think it's so tacky of Brangelina to steal the thunder of Gwengavin's birth the day before. At least when the kid's are in rehab together in twenty years, they can compare scars.

Dale said...

Bre - I'm sure they were upset that Suri Cruise was taken already and they had to settle for fun spellings.

I dunno Mob, Ol' Yeller has a ring to it.

The baby is really the brother's Robert. Brad's just a front.

Saviour - the shit is their baby B-A-B-Y. Wasn't that a movie? Gwengavin GwenRoss?

Robert said...

Well, Dale, that makes a lot of sense. Of course, she'll have the biggest lips and dick in town--both from the mother--and from the father, an eerie aura of eeeuuuwww!

Dale said...

Ewwwww is right Robert.