5/17/2006

Ryan, Sodomy & The Lash

If Elliott gets voted off American Idol tonight, there will be nobody left to make Paula's ankles glisten as she slides around on that chair.

Here Paula, have some of mine.

5 comments:

Bre said...

she"s gone far off the deep end!

chelene said...

How exactly does one get their ankles to glisten? Are you saying she...um, gets so excited that she...um...oh forget it. It's too early in the evening for that kind of talk.

Dale said...

You're a wise woman Chelene. Nuff said.

chelene said...

Okay, now that it's later in the evening, I can say that Paula totally had the hots for that guy (eww)and man, is she totally on a drug and Botox cocktail.

Dale said...

Yep, she is. A couple of weeks ago, she had a complete meltdown crying over a song he sang and it touched her in a way she'd only been able to touch herself in til then.

Crazy times. Poor Elliott and Elliott's mom. They'll do okay though. I was just hoping they'd both live through the competition with the myriad health problems.