While on a flight last week, I noticed Jerry Hall pushing a drink cart. She sneered at me, flicked her split ends in my general direction and headed for business class. Maybe it wasn't Jerry but she definitely looked a bit like last decade's model.
Jerry got me to thinking.
You know those boring video safety demos they always beg you to watch? Well, I'm not watching them. I'm too busy watching the other freaks on board.
But, maybe I would watch them if they used celebrities instead of soothing voices and freshly scrubbed humanotrons.
...Ted Kennedy showing you how to buckle and unbuckle your seat belt.
...Lauren Bacall looking relieved after the oxygen mask drops down in front of her and she takes in a nice deep breath.
...an artist's rendering of D.B. Cooper showing you where all the exits are.
You get the picture.
While thinking about this, I thought of the seat pocket flight cards in the film Fight Club and how much I loved that.
A quick search revealed this hilariousness -- Airtoons
Happy New Year. Or is it?
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