7/26/2006

Creepy Awful Dale or Commuters Are Dull

Tomorrow is Customer Appreciation Day (CAD) at the train station I use.

There will be coffee and doughnuts (CAD) provided.

I am a CAD (asshole) because I plan on cutting in front of people repeatedly and taking their doughnuts and spilling their coffee.

15 comments:

Beth said...

Be sure to slosh some coffee on their shoes and shirts as you knock them out of the CAD way.

Berry said...

You might want to clean and disinfect (CAD) any "free" food items and utensils distributed at a train station before indulging.

Just sayin'...

NYCbeauty said...

You GO! If that happened here, people would machine gun down the place and take all the doughnuts at once.
xo
jw

chelene said...

I agree with Berry! There's no way I'm eating train station food. Ew.

Shroom-Monkey said...

Maybe you should jack off in the creamer- that is always I hit.

I know I love it.....

Dale said...

I was very upset to learn that they only did it at one station where there had been construction work. So I had to hop off at that stop, grab doughnuts, slosh coffee and run back on to stay on track. The things I won't do.

Excellent CADing there Berry. You and Chelene have got it exactly right. I ain't eatin' nothin' free at a train station.

Funny you should say GO or is it NYC Beauty? They're called GO trains here. Honest.

You blew it for me Monkey and right after that...

Shroom-Monkey said...

I blew it, funny I don't remember... but ya never know....

Was it good for you?

Dale said...

I thought you always remembered your last? Guess not. It was pretty not bad for me Shroom so I guess I'd recommend.

Creepy said...

Personally I think I'm gonna lay off the creamer. I'd rather put a penny in my mouth.

Berry said...

Nice catch, Dale! I hadn't even picked up on the "GO" thing!

Dale said...

The pennies are not from heaven either so it'd be a toss up I guess. Yuck.

Go Go GO Berry.

X. Dell said...

I think you'll have a lot more fun if you spill their doughnuts and spike their coffee.

Dale said...

I have fun in so many ways on the way to work, it's practically criminal. Well, sometimes it is.

Shroom-Monkey said...

"pretty not bad" c'mon now.....

Dale said...

Of course you were amazing Shroom, can't deny it.