Current Project

I'm working on how precisely to document a quietish week and make it sound sexy.

Don't think it can be done? You just wait.

Until I've figured out how to do that.


Berry said...

Hey, my week involved anxiety attacks and root canal.

Trust me... your week will top that in sexiness without even trying!

Coaster Punchman said...

It's sexy that you knew not to split your infintive. Good enough for us over at CPW.

NYCbeauty said...

A quietish week IS sexy. I think I've finally realized this after ALL OF THESE YEARS

chelene said...

Okay, you sir, are not allowed to go anywhere ever again. I was sick the whole time you were away! Coincidence? I think not.

Welcome back!

Holly said...

At least you'll never be one of those people who takes a week fraught with flirtation, mayhem and intrigue, and then makes it sound even less sexy than waiting all month for the drawers of a large steel filing cabinet to open and disgorge their contents on their own.

We've met PLENTY of those. Why, you can find their writing all over the blogosphere--though not here. Never here.

I trust you, Dale: If you say it will be sexy, it will be sexy.

Beth said...

Can't wait for the quiet, sexy post. AND DALE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Shroom-Monkey said...

so you promise smut you better deliver some smut. I'm waiting....

Dale said...

Talk about pressure! I can barely spell sexy let alone spell it over and over again in different ways! You people!

My week was just like yours Berry but without the anxiety attacks and root canal. Whiner!

Coaster Punchman - To Infinitve And Beyond!

Jw - nice to see you again, I'll be over shortly to read more of your blog. Quiet has always been good with me. But now, I've added extra sexiness on a whim.

Next time I go Chelene, either you come along or I'll bake you up some posts ahead of time and freeze them. Or you can just promise to drink more!

You're making me blush Holly and I haven't done that naturally since I stopped volunteering as a make up test subject at the mall. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug but at least now I know I'm not the filing cabinet! Yay!

You gots to wait Beth. I'm not the prolific or emotional writer that you are. And my back? It's nothing special.

Shroom, looks like before adopting my new tenet of If you sex it up, they will cum, I should have thought up the sexy part to write before just brazenly brushing up against everyone.
Don't worry, I'll put out eventually.

justacoolcat said...

It smells like sex in here.

Dale said...

so take off all your clothes...is that the next line?