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I borrowed this fun item from Jen over at Casual Slack. It'll tell you who you were in a past life.

If you know your birthdate and have a mere few seconds, you can do it. Go.

Me? Not that you asked but:
Click to enlarge your knowledge of me and where I came from.


X. Dell said...

You perhaps had your first inkling when, as a toddler, you staacked your blocks into pyramids.

This thing says I was a librarian in 525. Microfiche must have been much more difficult to operate then.

Old Lady said...

Very strange-I was a man!!!!Argh!!

Dale said...

And now I just seem to be stacking blogs X. Dell. I'm picturing you using teaching the Mildewey Decimal System.

Old Man - That's so strange! At some point, you smartened up I guess and switched over?

Shroom-Monkey said...

It said I used to build roads and I need to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles.

Ohh God, no. I escaped Catholic School and all I got was a lousy tattoo and a fondness for those cute little skirts.

Spiritual principles- ohh Hell No!

mellowlee said...

I was a female in mylast earthly incarnation, born somewhere in the territory of modern Portugal around 1325. I was a jeweler or watch-maker. psychological profile:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

Wow, that was fun *G*

Angela said...

That is pretty nifty, I'm gonna have to try it.

Thanks for stopping by my blawg, too. I've seen your crazy ass comments on other blogs, so I kinda put two-and-two together that you'd be crazy ass cool or just plain crazy. I am not disappointed. Rock on!

Dale said...

You built the roads already. Hike up the skirt, head out on your kick ass bike and the humility and faith will fall into place or off the back.

Fun finding out that I'm ill and lonely you mean? You're mean but talented Lee.

Glad you didn't draw the conclusion there Super Angela. You're too busy drawing other things, great site(s).

Molecular Turtle said...

Thanks for the fun link

Dale said...

Hope it answers all your questions M. Turtle. If it says you were a Flanders in a former life, start running.

justacoolcat said...

According to my Day,Month,year combination.

I have exactly the same past life as you, and somehow that hasn't really sunk in yet.

No joke.

Do you remember now?

GrizzBabe said...

This site was kinda creepily accurate in describing my present life.

Dale said...

So we lived the same life before or we're living the same one now Coolcat? Since you do a lot of biking and I only used to, it must be only the past life. Weird.

I thought the same thing when I read it Grizzbabe, if I recall properly, it said something about us being really rather brilliant. Didn't it?

Bored Dominatrix said...

This site is a load of hooey. I feel confident saying that because the profile they gave me does not in any way match the absolutely true undisputable facts about my past lives that emerged during my most recent past-life progression with a trained professional (who also cleaned bars when she wasn't conducting hypnosis) and who once insisted on showing me her nipple piercings.

Peter said...

My past life was in 1250 AD. What the hell was I doing for the five hundred or so years between then and now?

At any rate I was a woman who made poison. That's pretty awesome. These days, there, supposedly, is something lying in my soul...or something.

Saviour Onassis said...

My past life diagnosis was exactly like Mellowlee's with the exception of one word:
Portugal was Thailand in my profile. I find it strange that we were both women, doing the same job at the same time in different parts of the world.

Beth said...

C'mon, you ruthless Egyptian minx; dance for us!

I was a timid, constrained, quiet Hungarian man in born in 775. My environment sometimes considered me strange. Huh.

Dale said...

BD - Hooey Haaey! Were her nipple rings from this life or a past one?

You were taking math tests is my guess Peter. There is something deep inside each of us. Usually trapped gas.

But were you being paid equally Saviour? And when you say jobs and Thailand in the same breath, well that's a picture I'm trying not to conjure.

Your hair looks a bit Hungarian Beth so I'm pretty sure it's all accurate. I'm dancing right now.

Jill said...

I was a male living in 1675 in Turkey(I've could at least keep the complexion of Turkey people). I was a designer with a spy heart. That live brought me a good mental consciousness.
Well, that explain my love for clothes, why I am curious and why I so damn smart!!!
But I still wonder why I was a man!!!

Dale said...

Obviously you did everything right but the man part so you had to come back and do it right this time Jill.