7/11/2006

Letting My Guard Down

I was walking by the parking lot entrance on my way to work. It’s guarded by one of these things.

As I approached, it went up. So I asked it what the fuck it was trying to say. No answer.

I wasn’t sure how to take that either. I kept walking.

15 comments:

chelene said...

Stop turning on inanimate objects. Poor guardrail got all heated up looking at your fine self.

mellowlee said...

*rotflmao*

Grant Miller said...

It wanted to fuck you.

Berry said...

I'm thinking you wouldn't have walked away so easily if it had gone down on you instead.

Bre said...

It reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg sketch with the oscillating fan... hahaha

Coaster Punchman said...

I thought it might have been insinuating he was as heavy as a car or truck. But I like your interpretations better.

Saviour Onassis said...

When that happens to me I assume that it's trying to get away from me. Like I scared it or something...

What were you wearing?

Dale said...

Wow, I knew I was fine but that fine Chelene? That's something to live up to.

MellowLee - you've said that before. I want video.

Mr. Grant! Well, everyone does so why not.

It's the meds Berry, that's what I'm telling myself.

Had to look it up but that's funny Bre. Which now reminds me of a Laurie Anderson piece where she's talking about being interrogated by two people on either side of her so no matter what she answers it looks like no.

That's what I was thinking too Coaster but clearly, there are some people who have a little parking lot sex on the brain. Sounds hot.

Dale said...

Wife beater, shorty robe(open), with construction boots.

And I had to walk back and forth for half an hour before anything happened.

justacoolcat said...

"And I had to walk back and forth for half an hour before anything happened"

If the swelling persists for more than 4 hours contact a doctor.

Dale said...

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small

Old Lady said...

Could be that metal plate in your head is activating the electomagnetic trip switch inside the arm.

Dale said...

I knew there was a reason I liked and feared you Old Lady. Well done.

X. Dell said...

In situations like that, I usually look for the hidden camera.

Dale said...

They're everywhere X. Dell. I'm working on some new strategies right now for any future uprisings.