As I approached, it went up. So I asked it what the fuck it was trying to say. No answer.
I wasn’t sure how to take that either. I kept walking.
As I approached, it went up. So I asked it what the fuck it was trying to say. No answer.
I wasn’t sure how to take that either. I kept walking.
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Stop turning on inanimate objects. Poor guardrail got all heated up looking at your fine self.
*rotflmao*
It wanted to fuck you.
I'm thinking you wouldn't have walked away so easily if it had gone down on you instead.
It reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg sketch with the oscillating fan... hahaha
I thought it might have been insinuating he was as heavy as a car or truck. But I like your interpretations better.
When that happens to me I assume that it's trying to get away from me. Like I scared it or something...
What were you wearing?
Wow, I knew I was fine but that fine Chelene? That's something to live up to.
MellowLee - you've said that before. I want video.
Mr. Grant! Well, everyone does so why not.
It's the meds Berry, that's what I'm telling myself.
Had to look it up but that's funny Bre. Which now reminds me of a Laurie Anderson piece where she's talking about being interrogated by two people on either side of her so no matter what she answers it looks like no.
That's what I was thinking too Coaster but clearly, there are some people who have a little parking lot sex on the brain. Sounds hot.
Wife beater, shorty robe(open), with construction boots.
And I had to walk back and forth for half an hour before anything happened.
"And I had to walk back and forth for half an hour before anything happened"
If the swelling persists for more than 4 hours contact a doctor.
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
Could be that metal plate in your head is activating the electomagnetic trip switch inside the arm.
I knew there was a reason I liked and feared you Old Lady. Well done.
In situations like that, I usually look for the hidden camera.
They're everywhere X. Dell. I'm working on some new strategies right now for any future uprisings.
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