I read in the newspaper this afternoon that they've gone and made another one of those significant life changing advancements that will benefit us all.
Ladies and gentleman, the square watermelon. The cost for one of these babies is between $60 and $100. And they're selling out.
The article said that the novelty fruit was originally designed to free up shelf space in Japanese refrigerators. I'll say that it's all those triangular oranges they keep trying to stack that are hogging all the room.
Anytime people start playing around and modifying food like this, I get creeped out. If you're going to throw something at me, I'd prefer your garden variety tomato and not one of those nuclear hothouse frankentomatoes. And please don't serve me a chicken breast that's larger than my head. It just ain't right.