This One Time At Band Camp?

Having someone say this about my post on Garth Brooks' ex-wife and her kidnapper: I heard the guy was her boyfriend. Which, from the looks of her, is a job.
reminded me of the time that a large and in charge lady at work said she was going on a warm weather vacation and someone pulled me aside and said:

That's a lot to ask of the sun.


Reese said...

Oooh, that's a good one. I'm stealing that one for sure.

chelene said...

Thanks for the shout-out, Dale. I almost watched American Idol tonight but...Queen? I'm just not ready for that much potential suckage. I look forward to your recap. :)

Dale said...

I know, I wish it was mine Reese! And for the record, the picture of the purple lady pretty much looks like she does! Only she's less attractive.

Chelene - Didn't want to outright implicate you but I sort of did anyway by just calling you someone. I'm so rude!

n.v. said...

Isn't that oil-soaked tub of fat now married to Trisha Yearwood? He did his ex-wife a favour by fucking off (and fucking other women). From what I've read in Retarded Hillbilly Monthly, Garth Brooks has a hard-as-teak time keeping his pecker stuffed up behind that zipper. Yick!

Dale said...

Yep - speaking of the girl with the four way double wide hips, Trisha and Garth up a very large tree g-o-r-g-i-n-g.

Thanks for the zipper imagery - wonderful and frightening.

n.v. said...

Anything pour vous, Dale.