The hotel I stayed in last weekend had a pool. They still have it I guess if you want to get technical.
Because there was a hockey tournament in town, there were scores of children and families in the hotel.
On Sunday, someone shit in the pool.
This meant it was closed for cleaning the whole day. That must have been some turd.
So. Extreme or not, I think the punishment meted out should have been the entire family lined up and is shot. With shit guns. And then real ones.